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It would be a great honour to be given a million pounds, says me

Happy new year bud x

Happy new year Jess from all of us xx

A guid new year to yese all! Here’s to peace, love and redistribution of wealth in 2026 xx

It’s no even aboot a soufflé! 2/10

Mf said Denizli

What’s everyone’s favourite avatar quote?

“My name is Avatar, you killed my father. Prepare to die”

I’m so sorry for your loss Dan. Sending love to you and yours from all of us xxx

I grew up in WL and it was Robin flew away

Thanks mate! Hope you dig it and have a great Christmas.

Re-up of my Christmas mix for Christmas Eve. YouTube and Apple Music links in the thread. Guaranteed to contain no McCartney!

MERCY - ARMAND HAMMER AND THE ALCHEMIST AVTT/PTTN - THE AVETT BROTHERS & MIKE PATTON THE PURPLE BIRD - BONNIE "PRINCE" BILLY THE CRUX- DJO I LOVE PEOPLE - CORY HANSON LAND'S END ETERNAL - COLE PULICE ALAN SPARHAWK WITH TRAMPLED BY TURTLES - ALAN SPARHAWK & TRAMPLED BY TURTLES LIVE LAUGH LOVE - EARL SWEATSHIRT GOLLIWOG - BILLY WOODS

ADULTS (SEASON 1) ANDOR (SEASON 2) THE FOUR SEASONS (SEASON 1) HACKS (SEASON 4) THE LOWDOWN (SEASON 1) PARADISE (SEASON 1) THE PITT (SEASON 1) PLURIBUS (SEASON 1) THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES (SEASON 4) SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE (SEASON 3)

My favourite albums (left) and television of 2025.

MERCY - ARMAND HAMMER AND THE ALCHEMIST AVTT/PTTN - THE AVETT BROTHERS & MIKE PATTON THE PURPLE BIRD - BONNIE "PRINCE" BILLY THE CRUX- DJO I LOVE PEOPLE - CORY HANSON LAND'S END ETERNAL - COLE PULICE ALAN SPARHAWK WITH TRAMPLED BY TURTLES - ALAN SPARHAWK & TRAMPLED BY TURTLES LIVE LAUGH LOVE - EARL SWEATSHIRT GOLLIWOG - BILLY WOODS

ADULTS (SEASON 1) ANDOR (SEASON 2) THE FOUR SEASONS (SEASON 1) HACKS (SEASON 4) THE LOWDOWN (SEASON 1) PARADISE (SEASON 1) THE PITT (SEASON 1) PLURIBUS (SEASON 1) THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES (SEASON 4) SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE (SEASON 3)

My favourite albums (left) and television of 2025.

I had two, but the last time I did karaoke I discovered that as I’ve gotten older my singing voice is deeper and higher parts don’t quite come off the same way

I reckon you could have brought the house down with a rendition of Are We Human or Are We Dancer

It always blows my mind the certainty with which these people make their proclamations despite all evidence showing that they have never and will never get any of it right.

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Searching for Bobbie Gentry America’s culture of cruelty and those who dare to notice.

@mrmoj.bsky.social Have you read this piece? I loved it.
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Great piece! Thanks for sharing it. I recently read the Tara Murtha 33 1/3 book that’s quoted here. Well worth a look.

Christmas Time Is Here! - YouTube

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Christmas time is here! by Mark O’Hara-Thomas on Apple Music Playlist · 40 Songs

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Christmas time Is here! What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder Santa Claus is Coming to Town - The Crystals Little Saint Nick - Beach Boys Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels I Believe in Father Christmas -Gaz Coombes Little Drummer Boy - Dandy Warhols I Want An Alien For Christmas -Fountains of Wayne I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime is Here - Old 97s An Uncle's Christmas (Angels in the Sand) - Whitmer Thomas Christmas Must Be Tonight-Jeff Tweedy Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World Just Like Christmas Low Spotlight on Christmas - Rufus Wainwright Please Come Back To Me (On The Eve Of Christmas) - The Autumn Defense So Much Wine - The Handsome Family Fairytale of New York - Christy Moore Caravan of Love - The Housemartins Santa Claus is Corning Back to Town - Cory Hanson River - Cee-Lo Green Blue Christmas - Carla Thomas Soul Santa - Brook Benton Someday at Christmas - The Jackson 5 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Impressions This Christmas -Donny Hathaway Merry Christmas Baby - Otis Redding Winter Wonderland-Booker T & The MGs I'll Be Home for Christmas-Al Green Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday - William Bell Ill Make Everyday Christmas - Joe Tex Santa Baby - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - John Legend & Esperanza Spalding Santa Claus, Bring My Man Back to Me - Duke Ellington and his orchestra with Ozie Ware Zat You Santa Claus? - Louis Armstrong and the Commanders Mistletoe and Holly - Frank Sinatra Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Let It Snow. - Dean Martin What Will Santa Say (When He Finds Everyone Swingin)? - Louis Prima & Wingy Manone Frosty the Snowman - Ella Fitzgerald When A Child Is Born- Johnny Mathis What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? - Nancy Wilson

If you’re looking for some Christmas tunes to wrap presents, or decorate your tree or spiral into existential despair to, check out this cool mix that I made! #gtradio

Once, when I worked in the bookshop, i was asked for a book with the “fancy writing that monks do” in it. When i pressed the woman for more information (such as a title) she informed me that she had seen the book in a dream, and woke up before she could find out the title.

Me when it happens

America's Uncle He brought us comfort and humor.

"When same-sex marriage was still years away, there was America’s Uncle, straight as can be, demanding a future in which LGBTQ families be given a full stake in the American Dream and hurry the fuck up on that, please and thank you."

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garden centre near us went on fire last night. Local Facebook news posts full of comments by folk going “omg we were just here last week”. Aye, but it wasnae on fire then, was it Janice?

1986 Stand by Me 1987 The Princess Bride 1989 When Harry Met Sally... 1990 Misery 1992 A Few Good Men

Look at this run of films. One of the best to ever do it.

So many, but the first one that popped into my head was:

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

YouTube video by jrm4646 Princess Bride - The Sword Fight

RIP Rob Reiner