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Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Did a new one

07.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5138    ๐Ÿ” 1869    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Driving licences should not be a right, they should be earned in endurance competitions.

20.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DNS is the safe bet.

20.10.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would it be unkind to say that whoever sold her that did you a favour?

18.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howling at this by the way.

18.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see your backup plan of using Italian herb sub rolls as bog roll was also scuppered. You're in our thoughts at this difficult time.

18.10.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is bollocks. Don't do this.

17.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pro-Palestine activist couple have UK bank account closed without explanation John Nicholson and Norma Turnerโ€™s joint retirement savings account was shut by Yorkshire Building Society

Anyone could complain to Virgin Money or the Yorkshire Building Society (YBS) about this, but if you have accounts with them your voice will be heard much louder.
Ask them about the organisational policy that was violated and ask how you can avoid breaching the same policy.

15.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never in a million years.
The black cab drivers will go to war over this and it will be a hoot to watch.

15.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Relevant to @kinghornbeach.bsky.social.
No need for a driving licence if you don't recognise the state who issue them.

15.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got to at least try and stay positive.

15.10.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this your brain keeping you grounded?
This is what I tell myself when it happens to me.
And I get the sense that a certain kind of person is untroubled by this and becomes insufferable.
It's a gift, of sorts.

15.10.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should *just* be a shed for computers but there's a lot of nuance, lost of ways to fuck it up. Mainly around resilience and single points of failure. If the SPOF is built in with the bricks, it's fucked.
I've been on projects where we've switched supplier after a DC visit or after a failed audit.

15.10.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are the GQ editorial team sniffing glue?

14.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they have no sense of humour, sure.
Or they could send fifty waymos to the homes of the pranksters?
They have an army of robot cars at their disposal, the revenge prank opportunities are enormous.

13.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved this plot device because it hadn't occurred to me before that the generals wouldn't have known that he was The Chosen One so his path to being leader of the resistance, or even being taken seriously, would not have been smooth or logical.

13.10.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to our kid's headmaster who has largely abandoned uniform as long as there are no logos displayed.
I'm sure it'll have some unintended consequence, such is life, but they're at the coal face of the cost of living crisis so if he thinks it makes a difference, who are we to argue.

13.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair comment. I don't know why I still try to be so generous to their process.

13.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You reckon they've done a sort of Ideal Customer Profile exercise and some up with a weird approximation of a real person, and that's skewing their output?

13.10.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get that HR meeting booked for Wednesday, but not too early.

12.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜Piracy Is Not A Victimless Crimeโ€™ warnings on blu-rays hit a little different in the era of AI

12.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 299    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The problem with having space is that you tell yourself you can keep things.
When I replaced the E Class tails, I fixed the issue that caused the failures (water ingress) and the car's time with me is maybe coming to an end (LEZ).
I should bin repaired pair. I've become a hoarder.

12.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally get that.
I wouldn't have tried if I hadn't had a good space to work, the time and had already fitted a new part.
Infuriating that the whole thing is designed to go in the bin though.

12.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My personal experience of these gadgets, not very recent though, was that bluetooth was fine. It's very low data volumes, it's not constant. Making sure your phone has wifi or data in the space where the market is being held was more of a gamble.

12.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your concern about bluetooth?
Reliability or security?

12.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best case scenario is that it's *just* criminals who get access to it.

12.10.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it a whole new headlight "unit" or could to replace just the failed part?
I have two repaired E Class LED tail lights in my workshop in case I get another failure. They weren't easy to repair but it wasn't unenjoyable. I plugged them in and got no errors so up on a shelf they go.

12.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least you got it!

12.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comfy, comfy seats.
Health to enjoy it.

11.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Linux is having another moment, driven by Win11.
I've put Mint on two BER laptops awaiting disposal at work and loaned them out to colleagues to have a play with.
Lots of people asking our EUC IT guys for help with Win11.

11.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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