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This is a good read.
If Google can make the fake image, it should be able to spot the fake in all its products.
His pals all told him that if he went and started on the biggest guy in the pub, they'd back him up.
The problem with this analogy is that Starmer probably isn't even the biggest guy in his house never mind the pub.
Sarwar was set up.
This reeks of desperation.
And using a photo where he sits a whopping three seats away is a poor choice.
How about just not having Mandelson in the photo at all?
How about one of Streeting and Starmer as pally as some of the Streeting and Mandelson photos?
Yeah, sure.
Good luck out there.
I also don't like speed limiters but your view that are ever circumstances where you need speed to avoid an accident is bollocks.
As if a seatbelt prevents you being thrown safely clear of a car crash.
I've never had a crash and thought "I wish I'd been able to brake later and from a higher speed".
In terms of clues, are there any clues shown in the photo?
07.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ask a builder. Or a mechanic. Or an investment banker.
You dislike racist, okay. But here you are spouting this shit.
Some will be.
Lots will be using iMessage or their business email, probably on devices issued by their business.
Things that would have a junior employee sacked or reported to Plod are overlooked if it's someone in the exec strata or C-suite.
Some technology leaders have awful practices.
I can't tell whether The Guardian are celebrating this or warning of this.
06.02.2026 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was a mystery test mule from years ago.
06.02.2026 20:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blue, two doors, weird wheelbase proportions.
Now where have I seen that before?
(shout out to @sniffpetrol.com )
The press have read the room and will start using the poop emoji when discussing him.
05.02.2026 12:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stock images of hackers are all too handsome.
05.02.2026 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
(not mine, stolen from gawd knows where)
This is a very reasonable and mature position.
It'll never catch on.
In fairness to Starmer (can't believe I'm saying that) Plod were saying yesterday that they thought too much was being made public while they were still investigating.
But they didn't articulate why being the information being public means they can't use it.
I love seeing the word used correctly but hate the weather conditions that justify it's use.
05.02.2026 09:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This idea is absurd.
They couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Don't wait until you're jammed up, put Lockdown Mode on if you have the feature available.
04.02.2026 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think this case shows that you don't need to identify yourself as being at acute risk for this feature to have value.
This was a reporter at a huge national paper, they should have been constitutionally protected.
This could happen to anyone.
Act now to protect against the threat.
He shat himself.
The dame in the brown top was signalling him "it's dripping onto your shoes".
If it was genuinely impossible, he wouldn't have to say it.
He's begging for this to be accepted by people.
Don't accept, keep up the pressure.
I expected this was going to sail through with perfunctory scrutiny, really chuffed about this.
It's a well positioned site, build something for actual people there!
Yeah, the Hofmeister kink always comes to mind when I think of a Capri.
02.02.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Prompt: Can you draw me a Citroen DS with gigantic wheels (don't worry if the spokes don't line up) and headlights from a 2025 Hyundai.
Don't worry if the Citroen badge is mangled and just forget about door handles and other trivialities.
The background should make no sense.
-- AI is bollocks --
Yeah, totally.
I didn't mean to be like "ackshually..." but I somehow managed to do it.
Seems like (from another thread) there are financial market manipulation laws that might be relevant, too.
The alleged offences seem to pre-date the act though.
02.02.2026 19:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The animosity between the police and the fire brigade in the UK is wild. It goes back to Plod acting as strike breakers during a fire brigade strike that nobody still working in either service can possibly have been part of.
But the fire brigade have long memories.
A plumber my Dad used to know when I was a kid used to call these "shite shredders" and I once heard him say that he always recommended them to people because he loved saying "shite shredder".
02.02.2026 13:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0