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It's funny because she campaigned heavily on the fact that she runs an auto repair shop so all her metaphors are car-based.

21.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have Nintendo Switch at home

18.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue shirt is being held by a man in a red shirt . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is being held by a man in a red shirt .

Happy birthday male parental unit of the cards!

13.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Geezus Frank, you are full of knots back here. You really need to learn to relax"

13.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The world's most persistent belt salesman"

10.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to put together a quick throwback poster until we get the inevitable good official one.

09.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Any bets on how many autoerotic asphyxiation jokes this will have?

09.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are electrical linemen the patron saints of Puerto Rico? I mean, it makes sense

09.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are companies doing clickbait ads now? "People who interviewed with us were shocked to find out how much we pay, apply now to find out why!"

06.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"M'am, please calm down, I just shot that guy in the dick for you"

06.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The film that inspired Patrick Swayze's birth only 4 years later.

04.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen 'Melania' after marquee jokes - Lake Oswego Review Lake Theater & Cafe announced that it will no longer show β€œMelania,” the Amazon Studios documentary about the first lady, after Amazon revoked the theater’s rights to the film. β€œGot […]

lol

03.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MST3K was an inside job!

03.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh, my three-year-old does the same thing to my wife after she helps her wipe her butt.

02.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RiffTrax Makes MST3K! β€” Four NEW episodes in 2026! Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!

This should be fun. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

02.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Make Star Trek well lit again

31.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge disappointment for plier fetishists everywhere

30.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tess Fowler Art A collection of art by Tess Fowler. - High end art prints - Original art - Comic books

Chris here. We need ONE more bundle sale to save storage. Just one!!!
tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com

30.01.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man says i got a great idea you guys in a blurry photo ALT: a man says i got a great idea you guys in a blurry photo
29.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We here at The Buddy Ebsen Society approve this message.

28.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my favorite quote from Life of Pie

28.01.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eagerly waiting for the VH1 "Behind the Music" episode about this.

27.01.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're working on a sketch of him striking

25.01.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Naturals Cyclone

24.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from a symphony playing music from Star Trek

Picture from a symphony playing music from Star Trek

Star Trek Symphony Date Night!

23.01.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Stephen Miller and Kash Patel had a child

22.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got around to reading this the other day. Wow, just wow. I have nothing but the utmost respect to Tess for baring her raw self on these pages. That takes a certain amount of courage that not many people have. Thank you for sharing and look forward to your future work.

20.01.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That dude is my cousin. He definitely can't bench as much as I do.

16.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MST3K We put our faith in

16.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Wow, holy shit! Big news. Joel no longer owns MST3K in any form and is a "brand ambassador" and "consultant." It's 100% owned by Radial, who can do whatever they want with it going forward. Looks like the companies "Alternaversal" and "Satellite of Love LLC" no longer exist.

16.01.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

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