@blasthardcheese.bsky.social
"Without Metrecal, this would not be possible"
When you somehow convince the whole office to take an afternoon nap
07.11.2025 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your grandfather was lucky if he got Frank and Beans
06.11.2025 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom, I'm moving to New York City to become an exodus expert, a wagon van for the wealthy man, a Moses for Millionaires if you will.
05.11.2025 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
05.11.2025 08:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Grim reaper Claw machine meme with the grim reaper happy he has one less competitor to deal with.
04.11.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Babe, the conservative version of Valium just dropped
03.11.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck. The. Dodgers.
02.11.2025 04:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me when I give it the ol' college try.
01.11.2025 19:30 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0βThey were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.β
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
The real life Hunger Games is quite different from the books.
31.10.2025 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really hope this has a sequel with otters called Slotterhouse
30.10.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A man of voodoo prays to Jobu
"The Dodgers will play an 18 inning game everytime they go to the World Series"
28.10.2025 07:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You miss 100% of the notes you don't play - Charles Mingus, maybe
25.10.2025 02:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh Toronto, bless your heart for humiliating the Dodgers.
25.10.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fleetwood Mackerel
23.10.2025 20:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 099 Bananas, his mind unfurled
23.10.2025 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please son, it's bone PERSON
21.10.2025 21:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daniel's agent: "I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!! I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!"
21.10.2025 16:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is painful to watch
20.10.2025 01:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who's your favorite Jedi?
(Wrong answers only)
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle"
16.10.2025 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A framed info graphic showing how to handle a choking left handed baseball pitcher
09.10.2025 17:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I too have an antifa boyfriend.
09.10.2025 05:01 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a gold digger of special conscience
05.10.2025 19:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a bluesky elder in the fact that I have a hard time keeping up with whatever beef there is with the Bluesky staff.
02.10.2025 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0September 30th / October 1st
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