It's funny because she campaigned heavily on the fact that she runs an auto repair shop so all her metaphors are car-based.
21.02.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@blasthardcheese.bsky.social
"Without Metrecal, this would not be possible"
It's funny because she campaigned heavily on the fact that she runs an auto repair shop so all her metaphors are car-based.
21.02.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have Nintendo Switch at home
18.02.2026 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Geezus Frank, you are full of knots back here. You really need to learn to relax"
13.02.2026 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The world's most persistent belt salesman"
10.02.2026 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had to put together a quick throwback poster until we get the inevitable good official one.
09.02.2026 19:40 β π 30 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Any bets on how many autoerotic asphyxiation jokes this will have?
09.02.2026 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are electrical linemen the patron saints of Puerto Rico? I mean, it makes sense
09.02.2026 01:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are companies doing clickbait ads now? "People who interviewed with us were shocked to find out how much we pay, apply now to find out why!"
06.02.2026 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"M'am, please calm down, I just shot that guy in the dick for you"
06.02.2026 19:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The film that inspired Patrick Swayze's birth only 4 years later.
04.02.2026 18:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MST3K was an inside job!
03.02.2026 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huh, my three-year-old does the same thing to my wife after she helps her wipe her butt.
02.02.2026 19:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This should be fun. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
02.02.2026 18:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Make Star Trek well lit again
31.01.2026 22:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huge disappointment for plier fetishists everywhere
30.01.2026 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chris here. We need ONE more bundle sale to save storage. Just one!!!
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28.01.2026 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my favorite quote from Life of Pie
28.01.2026 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eagerly waiting for the VH1 "Behind the Music" episode about this.
27.01.2026 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope you're working on a sketch of him striking
25.01.2026 23:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big Naturals Cyclone
24.01.2026 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture from a symphony playing music from Star Trek
Star Trek Symphony Date Night!
23.01.2026 04:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Stephen Miller and Kash Patel had a child
22.01.2026 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I finally got around to reading this the other day. Wow, just wow. I have nothing but the utmost respect to Tess for baring her raw self on these pages. That takes a certain amount of courage that not many people have. Thank you for sharing and look forward to your future work.
20.01.2026 07:01 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0That dude is my cousin. He definitely can't bench as much as I do.
16.01.2026 22:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#MST3K We put our faith in
16.01.2026 19:03 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 0 π 2Wow, holy shit! Big news. Joel no longer owns MST3K in any form and is a "brand ambassador" and "consultant." It's 100% owned by Radial, who can do whatever they want with it going forward. Looks like the companies "Alternaversal" and "Satellite of Love LLC" no longer exist.
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