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Bill Zachmann

@beezeemann.bsky.social

Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.

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What was @billcorbett.bsky.social 's favorite classic MST3K moment? Help us make more in The RiffTrax Experiments: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

18.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

If Bigfoot and periodontal disease had a child together....

18.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave up Catholicism for Lent over 30 years ago and never went back. It's worked out amazingly well for me!

18.02.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday.

18.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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America has lost a titan in the struggle for civil rights and racial justice. From his days at the side of Dr. King, to his moral leadership in this century, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Sr. spent his life pushing our nation closer to its own ideal.

17.02.2026 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5881    ๐Ÿ” 863    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

If we were to organize a Roger Corman film festival, would this count as one movie or two in the lineup?

16.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP Boo Radley, one of Robert Duvall's great roles. The movies he was in weren't always good, but his performances were.

16.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here, I got you all a card.

14.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vile, despicable, immoral, deplorable.

13.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last time I saw Crow and Servo together they were kissing each other at a The Mads Are Back show in Atlanta. #MST3K #RifftraxExperiments

13.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you take an online history course from trump university....

13.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The extra-large bucket? Someone overpaid.

13.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trace working with Beez, Jeff Stonehouse, Mike, Kevin and Bill during the production of our Kickstarter video

Trace working with Beez, Jeff Stonehouse, Mike, Kevin and Bill during the production of our Kickstarter video

"There were many Brains that brainstormed together the utterly other-ly thing that became Mystery Science Theater, but Iโ€™ve always felt that Trace Beaulieu was the Crazy Heart of it. The dog-bone SOL, the geodesic Bridge, the hot-glue and drywall screw technology that held it together, the Why-Not-Do-This philosophy made Doable, the irresistible madness of his Mad โ€” and to top it all off, his laugh. A laugh used sparingly, a laugh that tells everybody in the room, 'Oh yeah, thatโ€™s damn funny.'

"There were many Brains that brainstormed together the utterly other-ly thing that became Mystery Science Theater, but Iโ€™ve always felt that Trace Beaulieu was the Crazy Heart of it. The dog-bone SOL, the geodesic Bridge, the hot-glue and drywall screw technology that held it together, the Why-Not-Do-This philosophy made Doable, the irresistible madness of his Mad โ€” and to top it all off, his laugh. A laugh used sparingly, a laugh that tells everybody in the room, 'Oh yeah, thatโ€™s damn funny.'

 "So to have Trace back at the heart of the look of these new episodes delights me beyond measure. Iโ€™ve only seen a few scant sketches of what he has in mind, and Holy Cats. I canโ€™t wait to see what he dreams up."

- Kevin Murphy

"So to have Trace back at the heart of the look of these new episodes delights me beyond measure. Iโ€™ve only seen a few scant sketches of what he has in mind, and Holy Cats. I canโ€™t wait to see what he dreams up." - Kevin Murphy

Trace's headshot

Trace's headshot

In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

12.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 816    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Watched part of it during lunch today. Claudia's the eye candy in the cinematic bowl of circus peanuts that is this movie, though I doubt fighting with a Swarovski crystal sword is a good idea.

11.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? And deny myself the paid advertisements on Tubi? Surely you jest!

11.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deathsport (1978) Motorcycle gladiators fight to the death in a post-apocalyptic future teeming with mutant cannibals, atomic wastelands and daredevil thrills.

I have to see this unriffed before the #Rifftrax Experiments. #MST3K #Deathsport

11.02.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh lord, the TRS-80...a computer so bad we called it the Trash-80. I learned BASIC on a Commodore PET and then my C-64.

11.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've a second cousin who was a US naval aviator during WWII; he went MIA when his plane crashed off Okinawa in 1945. Out of the blue today I get a phone call asking if I'd be interested in helping with a potential identification process. I'm kind of dumbfounded and stunned by this development.

10.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally! The Mannix riffs all but disappeared after you left the show. Looking forward to their return!

10.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me as I go running through the streets while screaming for joy!

10.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(taps mic)How about an edit button, please?

09.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to figure one of the movies would feature David Carradine, so I'm glad it was the first one announced. No point in keeping us hanging. #Rifftrax #MST3K

09.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not in here, and I can't think of anything more awesome!

09.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No happy ending for Robert Kraft tonight.

09.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.

08.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 421    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Remember: itโ€™s all about product placement and Valentineโ€™s Day isnโ€™t a real holiday.

07.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.

06.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 900    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"We sent this guy out for coffee and all of a sudden this video got posted!"

06.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People have already pointed out that there are no apes/gorillas in "The Lion King," but I don't remember Mufasa crapping himself.

06.02.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't ask for much (okay, that's a lie), but is it too much for ESPN to resume its coverage of the Pro Kabaddi League?

05.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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