Bill Zachmann

Remember, kids: AI is BS.

"Jeffrey Epstein was just a low level staffer who was occasionally sent out to get coffee for meetings."

He put on a jacket in hopes people would forget what happened at Ohio State.

I got this. "Help! My forehead lift pulled my eyebrows too high and now I can't close my eyes properly."

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

"Come here, spend your money, then GTFO."

I was watching "Champagne and Bullets" and trying to place where I knew the guy with the fake scar from, and it's "Samurai Cop." Good to see he recovered from being stabbed with a katana. #Rifftrax #ChampagneAndBullets #SamuraiCop

Listen to his comments - he actually says the effects are disinflationary. So deportations are slowing the rate of inflation but prices are still on the rise. Good job!

Best viewed while eating a well-done New York Strip Steak and drinking a bottle of J&B.

What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself? #MST3K #TheAmazingColossalMan

HBD!

The new presidential portrait just dropped.

Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears

Maybe they shouldn't have run its wedding reception programming for the demo.

Okay, hear me out: just go "Robocop" for the next James Bond, a combination of android and James Bond pieces. Problem solved.

He'd be the first James Bond to actively help Auric Goldfinger rob Fort Knox.

If Chuck Schumer caved any harder, Elon Musk would've sent out a rescue team.

"I'm confident the party filled with leopards aren't going to eat our faces."

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling

Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.

More like Ross Asshat, am I right?

I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning. Smells like victory.

If the sandwich had been on 124-grain whole wheat bread, it could've penetrated his ballistic vest.

The puppets in "Thunderbirds" had more realistic facial expressions than this guy.

Beyond the poor spelling, are they expecting Cuomo to stand in Rockefeller Park and part the Hudson River so they can flee the city?

The video really needs the incidental music from "The Guy from Harlem" hotel room fight scene.

Happy first #Caturday of November.

Seems like there’s plenty of space for boxes of classified material!