Kelly 💕🇲🇽🧜🏼‍♀️

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

why are eggs so fickle to cook? I rebuke this

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better

love that my last interaction in Mexico was a tiny abuelita who I bought homemade candles from telling me how much she hates Elon Musk

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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for Presidents’ Day this year I will be in Mexico which means I can celebrate my OTP (one true president) Claudia Sheinbaum 🇲🇽

my sister works with the lady who owns Pip’s Diner (the real building) in #severance and it’s the best fact I’ve heard all day, perhaps all of 2025

I woke up and chose violence

trying not to think about eggs too much so I can actually eat them

I can’t think of anything I like more than being a Mexican 🇲🇽

can’t text I’m at the ORTBO #severance

I got used to eating 30 grams of protein for breakfast and now when I don’t I turn into a monster 🙄

A little black dog is hanging in a blue harness with his tongue sticking out. He goes in the harness to get his nails trimmed so he doesn’t roll around and try to escape.

it is Wednesday my dudes

Bluesky reminds me of tumblr in that I have an invisible digital footprint here (my students haven’t found my page) ((please don’t tell them I’m here))

Tuesday is the worst day of the week, so in theory, it could only go up from here 🫣

they’re def gonna have to take Grupo Frontera off the lineup but I was feeling more Baja Beach Fest this year anyway

BELLAKEALE Bellakath, El Bogueto · LA REINA DEL REGGAETON MEXICANO: TOMO I: La chica de las poesías · Song · 2024

open.spotify.com/track/02YQll... the music on my page si no existiría el bullying 🙄

i will DIE ON THIS HILL
#handembroidery #audiobooks

if you ask 9th graders to color, they won’t even question it. This was to learn about the transition from artisanal to factory work. Their fave part of the simulation was when their hand got “cut off” by heavy machinery and they could only use one arm for the rest of the activity 🙃

it’s only 14 days until I go to Mexico for vacation but I bet those 14 days are going to last for two years 🙄

it would be really cool if I could hit over 100g of protein but I’m also unwilling to eat cottage cheese

let’s play a guessing game: do I feel sick because of A) the flu B) my period C) general anxiety about the current state of the country or D) all of the above

my weekend so far: cold, dark, drinking, buying trinkets #boston #sonnyangel

Did you know?

In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.

The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.

how many januaries do you guys think february will be