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Has there ever been a cooler Olympian?

Between this and the Supreme Court tariff ruling, I feel like there might be … hope in the air?

I’m thinking about going to see the Toadies at First Ave in June. Any of my MN friends interested?

You have to slay your own personal demons and break the walls you’ve stood up in order to become whole!

Some fan theories suggest that the elf and the princess are two halves of the same person, and the game is about the elf trying to rescue his feminine half from being hidden away by toxic masculinity!

I’m hiding quivering in my bedroom now…

He’s such a child, and they took away his favorite toy to hit the other kids with.

The alternate title is a deep horror for which I’m not ready!

Oh my god! Get checked out as soon as you can. Even if it doesn’t feel like much right now, it can be worse than it seems.

Bonus!

These things are super cool. I only recently saw one in real life after seeing ads for years. They live up to the hype!

You can’t rush clout!

If this is for clout, it is BY FAR the longest and most dedicated clout play I’ve ever seen! So hey, either way, mad respect 😂

On the plus side, pickled asparagus!

“Unusual-looking beast”? How rude…

That’s fascinating. I need to read up - I had no idea! I’ve heard the phrase “legless lizard” but always thought it was a joke.

Wait…I need to know more…

“Believe it or not, it doesn’t require batteries” … is that supposed to be a good thing? 😂😂

That’s going to happen... But seriously, their loss!

DoorDash driver?

American football is also hedging its bets more and more every year with games outside the US. They are definitely capitalism-first.

How convenient…now you have a source for yeti mittens and boots too!

These tell a story:
“If your vision hits the mark, you’ll hook a fan.”

Maybe today is the day.

That doesn’t quite look like the Amiga error that haunts me. Does it say “Meditate and use button to continue”? My, my…so suggestive!

That’s so awesome! It’s such a great feeling when you work on yourself and actually get noticeable results!

Something tells me our homeland would be no less secure if a shutdown were to occur.

It’s the real world version of vampire horror. A small number of incredibly powerful apex predators who literally subsist on the humans below them, seeing them as nothing more than livestock to be managed.

Something Appalachia-related, maybe

Happy belated birthday! Thanks for all the beautiful art and online laughs you’ve shared over the years. Never stop being you, just as you are. 🙂🎉