Dank Hill

I feel like money is a very common trigger for ocd but since it’s necessary to survive and so pervasive in our lives we don’t think about it that way

Might be time to start my timeskip arc

Man I miss my niggas

I once snapped at C and asked if he knew that we had a coat closet cause I was tired of him hanging his jackets on chairs around the house. He responded by asking me if I knew cabinets were supposed to be closed

New rule. Gotta do 5 pushups to hit the blunt

Soon as I hear him say “fuckk”

One thing about me is imma get someone all the way together in an email thinking they gon play with me. Cc’ing both our bosses on the response too 🤭

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I’m tired of not being in the right place at the right time.

Made strawberry rolls again

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OH. MY. GOD 😂😂😭😭😭

Better off getting the Bose quiet comfort joints

Probably cocaine lmao

Lmaooo every time someone asks me what I do to train my calves I gotta lie because I be ignoring tf outta them they just look great naturally.

I remember in high school this kid had a square ass head and niggas used to call him Perry the platypus 😭

This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle.

This aged badly

hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd . ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

Walk with me. In a recession, beans and rice go triple platinum. Trump was shilling them Goya beans his first term. This recession all to boost Goya profits smh

He would hop on a podcast right after I say that. Hope he ain’t say no bullshit smh

You know what Anthony Mackie has really grown on me. I wish him lots of success

A man with a gun finna blow his foot smooth off being stupid

Nobody:

Southwest announcing no more free checked bags:

You said:

Bench press PR incoming

I recognize bad faith questions because I used to ask them. then I grew up.

I’m at the point now where I ain’t watching no new anime until the season is over. The week to week bullshit is trash

He built like that Tay Roc 3 round vs Offical 😭😭