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Proud Liberal. #CanadaStrong #NeverPoilievre #StandWithUkraine Diehard Canuck Fan! #VancouverCanucks No DM's
Joke of the day.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
But he knows there is an M and E so that works for him! oh what am i thinking he isn't that bright.. he only thinks in I.
28.11.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is good news for Canada's economy.
โCanada is brokenโ
โ Skippy PoiLIEvre (Maybe)
โค๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฆTEAM CANADA FOREVER๐จ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ
โค๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฆVIVE LE CANADA ๐จ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ
The Care Bear shirt is the best part!
28.11.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Joke of the day.
Did you hear about the queen who was only 12 inches tall?
She was a great ruler.
A cartoon of PM Carney walking away with his hands in his pockets with a thinking bubble that says, โNow thatโs what I call parentingโ. Behind him is Danielle Smith sitting on the ground playing with what looks like a puzzle. The box says โPIPELINE AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE 1000 PIECESโ
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Distraction (aka redirecting) is indeed an effective parenting skill.
#Canada
#MarkCarney
#DanielleSmith
Joke of the day.
What did the fish say after swimming into a cement wall?
Dam.
PoiLIEvre is a D!โฌk: Part 194
PoiLIEvre getting ratioed in his own Twitter turf is refreshing and hilarious. He behaves like heโs inviting the Prime Minister of Canada for a street fight or a cage match
We definitely live in one of the stupidiest times in human history๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐
โค๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฆTEAM CANADA FOREVER๐จ๐ฆ๐โค๏ธ
Elon Musk I'm a weirdo because I'm autistic Everyone Else You're not weird because you're autistic. You're weird because you're a billionaire daddy's boy larping as an inventor and entrepreneur, whose intergenerational wealth is based on slavery and apartheid. Leave the autistic community out of your cringefest.
FuKKK fElon
26.11.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoโs been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. โค๏ธ ๐ง๐ท
26.11.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 56239 ๐ 14979 ๐ฌ 832 ๐ 1976Joke of the day.
What sort of dad tells jokes even though he doesn't have kids?
A faux pas.
He saw criminals raking in cash and thought, I want a piece of that! Then he wondered how did all these other clowns get into office? Turns out, they promised to crush the woke. So now heโs doing the same because itโs the easiest play in the book. Hereโs hoping Texas doesnโt make it easy for him.
25.11.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stick with this a minute!๐๐
25.11.2025 04:51 โ ๐ 251 ๐ 124 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 21eeeewwwww!!!!
25.11.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They all wear suits all the time and it doesn't make them behave better!!
25.11.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Joke of the day.
A photon goes to the airport. The ticket agent asks if there's any luggage to check.
The photon replies, โNo, I'm traveling light.โ
Wonder how long it will be till it is no longer posted at West Point?
24.11.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Do it๐โ
24.11.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Genius
23.11.2025 13:06 โ ๐ 15705 ๐ 5062 ๐ฌ 575 ๐ 604Joke of the day.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducked.
๐ฎโ๐จOmg, that ending.
Cameron McLoud ๐ฅ
@cureforparanoia.bsky.social
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21.11.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Joke of the day.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
THIS IS INCREDIBLY INSPIRING!
Please watch and share as Starbucks baristas demonstrate outside the company's biggest distribution hub.
They're on DAY 7 of their strike. Baristas and their allies are protesting Starbucksโ serious and unresolved unfair labor practices.
REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
*either ...
19.11.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LOL he is wither on the list or not one of the cool kids and left off the Signal chat and didn't get the memo!
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Joke of the day.
Where do rainbows go after being arrested?
Prism.
this is how is paying for the no property tax increase! we all knew the money was gonna come from some where!
18.11.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
