Charley S 🐈☕️🍩🎲🏳️‍🌈

Back in Trump 1, somebody on Twitter said, "Wait... you mean this whole time the government has been operating on the honor system?"

To which I, a Fake Constitutional scholar, said: Yes!

Here's an explanation of why what the framers did in fact call "honor" is essential:

This prat is the Speaker of the House and 2nd in line of succession, yet constantly claims to be ignorant of any fact that would be bothersome to address. If I had a nickel for every news item Mike Johnson doesn't know anything about, I'd be approaching Musk levels of wealth.

REPUBLICANS HAVE S200 MILLION FOR A BALLROOM, S1 BILLION FOR A NEW JET AND S72 MILLION FOR ENDLESS GOLF TRIPS. THEY HAVE MONEY TO GIVE ICE $50,000 BONUSES. THEY HAVE S1 MILLION PER DAY TO OCCUPY AMERICAN CITIES. THEY HAVE S3.8 BILLION TO SEND ISRAEL WEAPONS AND $40 BILLION TO BAILOUT ARGENTINA. BUT THERE'S NO MONEY FOR HEALTHCARE.

Define "perfect ending"?

We're gonna stroll down to acoustic avenue, and then go get some coffee

A thousand writers: “SEE IF I WRITE THIS YOU TELL ME IT’S TOO ON THE NOSE”

(around an image of the No Kings logo) IT’S OFFICIAL Nearly 7 million people have attended today's peaceful protests, which makes No Kings Day the biggest single-day protest against tyranny in American history! With more than 2,700 lawful and peaceful protests across all 50 states, No Kings Day was 14 times larger than both of Trump's presidential inaugurations (combined).

After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings

Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

How one Mass. coffee shop is protesting Trump in lieu of No Kings In the town of Ayer, there won't be a No Kings parade this weekend. So Markoh's Wake and Bake is forming their own protest.

“holding a “Boston Tea Party” event, inviting customers to grab free iced tea and pour it out in protest.”

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I love when the timeline puts perfect posts next to each other.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.

Epstein Shutdown.

Bacon and egg on an everything bagel, no cheese.

“The best gift is to beat Andrew Cuomo a second time” lmaooo I love this comms team

Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Mike Johnson refusing to swear her in: "The excuses depending on the day keep changing ... the timing is the fact that I am the 218th signer to the discharge petition for the Epstein files"

Mike Johnson tries to reframe his move to keep the House out to avoid a vote on the Epstein files as a "responsible decision" so Republicans can "work" in their districts

And then they have the gall to pretend like a government shutdown isn't something they're actually happy about.

This is what "grooming" looks like:

This is what happens when your country is run by incompetent knuckleheads.

the hardest question in contemporary politics, for republicans

I'm perplexed at watching pundits in the trades struggling to explain Tron Ares' disappointing opening.

Was it covid? Do people just not like science fiction? etc. etc.

The main reason is pretty obvious: Tron isn't a popular franchise. Nobody's interested in nostalgia for a failed 1980s project.

A picture is worth a thousand words

As much as I hate the guy, I also wonder if we're deep into the elder abuse portion of this presidency.

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

An excellent thread 🧵 with direct quotes from ruling by the district court judge who just laid down a temporary injunction against federalizing National Guard troops (from any state) to send to Illinois.

Saying “We took the freedom of speech away” should be the end of this presidency. Congressional Republicans are traitorous cowards.

In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to lose your healthcare due to Trump's tax giveaways to billionaires, than because an emergency room doctor patched up an undocumented immigrant.

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

ICE agents shooting an unarmed priest feels like a metaphor.

Oh my gosh! That's just awesome. What a legend.