Davie C’s 🌊👀🔞😈

Idk she’s definitely been in sketch ads before. Like when she was selling bath water to incels.

It’s not too late 👀

Friends nudes > porn.
You can’t change my mind

@cmanning425.bsky.social I could’ve told you that 👀

Oh I’m sure the reveals would be FUN 🎭🎊💃🏽

There's nothing more punk rock than being kind to people

Omg I almost shoved someone off their bike for trying to get around my dog and I while they didn’t use any warnings or indicators that they were behind 😡

been awake 20 minutes and already I’ve seen enough

I would like the both, but I would especially like an increase in porn. Give the people something beautiful to look at in this otherwise ugly world

When Tove Lo said “no, I don’t, I don’t have a type, take a hit” I felt that

The can only be proven using scientific method and repeated trial and error.

a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a peacock logo behind her Alt: a woman is sitting at a table geeking the fuck out and repeating “RECEIPTS, PROOF, TIMELINE”, because she too really would like to see them balls hanging.

🙃

Rocking a five head with a short hair cut, he has a gold wire rim glasses and a mustache over a smile that says, “he probably smokes too much.” holding my dog, Girlfriend, who is dyed purple and dressed as the Princess Diana beanie baby.

Because my dumbass forgot to include a photo lol

Reintroduction Thread:

Name: Davie
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Chicago
Interests: Indoor Rock-climbing, petite clothing for dogs, men (sadly), tattoos, travel, biochem, the Robert Wone murder case from 2006, whatever the hell is in the 70% undiscovered deep sea, art
Vocation: the goal is toxicology

eGay

Girlfriend hard at work 📞🐶💻🥲

i think your dong went all the way up…and touched my heart.

Omg 😱 I just recently got back into you go oh like a month ago and I have NO ONE TO TALK TO 😭 I want to feel nostalgia too!

kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and saying `` it 's time for bunker !! '' Alt: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and saying `` it 's time for bunker !! '' whilst freaking the fuck out

I guess I should start posting more as it’s been a more than long enough hiatus 🤷‍♂️ How’s everyone doing?

This is me currently:

the older i get the more i realize that the only way to feel secure is to have generational wealth or be one a tiny number of successful first generation capitalists.

There can only be one 💅🏻🌈

She must be on U street 🥲

Same here but with 1984. Km starting to think George Orwell was onto something.

Gay culture is attending a cum dump with your husband.

“My name is pink and I’d really like to meet ya, 💖
You’re recommended to me by some people” 🤩
Lives in my head rent free

More than likely, but it would be club by club. I’ve always been able to take some with me and I’ve been told that primarily they are usually just checking the bags for weapons.

😍🥵🫠

Oh she’s taking it!! 🐉⚔️💜😭

It's Friday and I had to take advantage of working from home by inviting @ToolboiXXX for some mid day fun! 😈 Hope I don't get a work call 😝

Justfor.fans/scottiej702
#fcf

Book by Haig N Najariah called "Sex Lives of Animals without Backbones"

trying to understand my ex better