ie, monopolies, like billionaires, shouldn’t exist

tbh my not that unpopular opinion is that mergers & acquisitions are evil and i side eye all lawyers who do them, and yes i do apologize that this is an opinion and not a pic of my tits

loaded up x2 🙂‍↕️

didn’t workout this morning bc i slept like shit, but also listening to your body is a win even when that means you don’t get to do what you want 😌

stuff like this gives me life. a reminder we’re all human. also a reminder of the importance of a second pass. 😂

lol tbh i deserve this for not leaving my ass on my feed when i post her. but nahhhh, i ain’t gonna be responsible for any wrecks!!!

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

yall bloomfies have been bringing this back, so who wants to ask me something ngl.link/completeschm...

slather whatever sauce you want on me bay bee!

my favorite thing to hear omg 🙂‍↕️

feeling thicc post-holiday 😌

killing it babes

love fucking a load outta my man and looking down at his little satisfied smile 😌🙂‍↕️

on my knees in thanks

seated and hopeful 🙂‍↕️

wait bb you’re so talented!! and he’s so fine!! 😮‍💨

shot the biggest load of my life last night and i’m still kinda a lil melty goony puddle just thinking about it

lucky enough to finally be awake early. thank you, king 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨

you might have one of the prettiest cocks ever 😭😮‍💨🙂‍↕️

I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me

lil back day before a date tonight 🙂‍↕️

actually stunning

hold up lemme strip down too 😮‍💨

okay but only if you squeeze extra tight bc they get kinda sweaty sometimes

good morning, boo 😘😘

omg thank you! i hadn’t squeezed them in like a week and had forgotten! 😫

hi babes / bewbs i’ve missed you 😘♥️

bottoms should get to preboard

okay i kinda thought the new wicked was mid but ari was great? idk maybe i expected too much bc i love pt 1 too much but it just kinda felt unnecessary to me