phantasmal colas

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid

Knuckley Kong and Donkles You know like DK and Knuckles Sonic 3 but not

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crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Oil reserves in Venezuela

trump: this is a war on drugs

kid named drugs:

sawed-off peenis

post something random or you’ll have an awful December

secret cookie

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "AI doesn't care if you live or die."

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "talk to humans"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "Fuck this!"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "you don't have to accept this future."

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

I know literally nobody asked but I have a recurring character in my head ‘WiZ dAWGg’’ in my head. He’s like a weird amalgamation of Doraemon and my dad’s stuffed dog toy.

PEak physical fitNESs

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

does this include cutting Rowling off from all the Potter money?

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

COLORS WRAPPED: You spent 1483.6 HOURS this year looking at GREEN

Northernlion harem

Ruining the commuting experience for the entire DMV by going “Mmmmmmm. Pork CHOP for dinner, BABYYYYY” a lot on the metro

whoa ass

A parody of Frosty the Snowman. He's wearing a tophat and green and red striped scarf, and he's smoking his pipe. He's also wearing sunglasses, a Rolex watch, and a gold chain with a dollar sign on it. He looks extremely smug and is trying to pose like he's cool.

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Kodak Tri-X 4000000
Nikon n80

#filmphotography

beanut putter

Diets 4 Months on Milk and Honey (1936)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Dr. Mykola Haydak drank 3 oz. of milk and honey with a small amount of orange juice every two hours in an experiment to prove this diet is suitable for persons not able to tolerate solids.

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

The thiqq blue line does not stop for the thin blue line