lany

i'm like cavicular but for smoking weed

go see nirvana the band the show the movie MOTY

hearing 48 hours violins and erin moriarty narrating my work day like im fr about to get stabbed taking trash

rancho cucomonga is such an awesome phrase is this a real place ? did i make this up,?

getting into kpop again is looking appealing that's how depressed we are guys

can they invent a job that doesn't suck ? have they thought about this?

gotta watch wild at heart again i need to see nicolas cage's sad eyes

building an entire case study on inferred balls rn ....

poog this poog that and yet no one ever asks how poog is? ....hmmm

can we bring back dobby pussy indulgence gang ?

my gluttonous ass would do a lot of evil shit for korean bbq

korean bbq place i love you

criterion closet snoopy what would he pick

you gotta watch the return it is soooo good

musk looks sooo fucking bad dude LMAO

Don't get me wrong, I like the bit. I'd just hate to see it turn into a shtick. That's all.

got a hugeeee couch to match my huuuggee personality

loading screen tip that asks you if you charged the batteries to your girlfriends remote prostate massager

they should make a pill to take when ur too horny

back into my account hi gayss

finally watching the gay hockey show please pray for me

can't wait to have a car again facebook marketplace is about to be VERY aware of me

grocery delivery makes me feel a shame that can only be replicated by standing in front of someone naked for the first time

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

just tried matcha and it tastes like the bottom of a fucking pond why do people drink this shit

who wins in a fight the esteemed mr. pibb or the ever credentialed dr. pepper

thank god i missed the baseball

i'm smoking seed oils out of rigs you couldn't imagine

i just...how could you misunderstand sympathy is a knife so bad i thought she was an english teacher .....