Andrew

Jezebel, the Punchy Feminist Website, Will Shut Down Citing “economic headwinds rattling our business,” Jim Spanfeller, the chief executive of Jezebel’s parent company, G/O Media, announced the suspension of the publication and staff layoffs.

hard to overstate how important Jezebel was. 20 years ago feminism was associated with stodgy academics and aging hippies. Jezebel and its peers changed that perception forever.

thank you, spelling bee

a fighter jet followed me home! seems friendly and I gave it a bowl of milk what markings do I look for to tell if it’s an f-35

“I just wish I knew how to stop people from being mad at me for things I intentionally choose to do”

my origin story? well, i was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained all the proportional strength and wall-climbing abilities of a spider and that's how i became the wealthiest roofer in the state. then i just started buying land

a second weapon formed against me has just prospered

honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house

If I leave out a comma it's because I
don't want you to breathe.