jpanzner

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

this is basically portland's version of a haka

It’s so funny to see One Battle After Another and see yourself in the unambiguously Nazi characters and get offended

The one pro-ICE guy they found to interview downtown today being a suburbs-based casino marketer and erotica convention entrepreneur named Larry Goone might be the thing that tips me over into We're Living In A Bad Fic territory

hegseth: [face swollen, eyes red] who among you will stand with me in this dojo

because she needs another guy on a horse to finish her off

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

i really love pynchon because there are no unambiguous good times harmed in the making, etc.

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

CLIPSE BECOME THE FIRST RAPPERS TO PERFORM AT THE VATICAN 🇻🇦🙏🏽

What if his name ends up being Mario

kash patel googling "how to catch a campus shooter" and "do shooters usually hang out nearby afterwards"

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

How JPMorgan Enabled the Crimes of Jeffrey Epstein

NEW: JPMorgan, the largest US bank, enabled the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein.

The bank lent him money, created accounts for his victims, disregarded suspicious transactions and overruled employees who raised concerns.
@mattgoldstein26.bsky.social @jsgatnyt.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/m...

the manhattan project, you say

saw a man get out of the car in front of mine at wendy's and full-on punch the speaker. i hooted so loud that he looked at me.

When he finally dies all his dipshit fans are going to try to Ouija board him back up by talking to him with AI

i assume he was quietly transferred to another server

I think it’s cool that we made a machine that gives entire towns asthma so it can turn your uncle into the dad from Frailty

probably just time to start liking them

it is actually, literally insane to me that the big "improvement" they're trying to sell us is a computer that doesn't compute, can't do math, won't follow orders and just spits out whatever it wants

amen.

anyone who thinks this is cool should have their pants pulled down in public

The party from THE ZONE OF INTEREST as seen from the upper balcony in the venue

“Don’t judge me but the Free Press party was the best night of my life”

This really feels like a defining post of our time