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@clovis-sangrail.bsky.social

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Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos

21.01.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2284    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 14

Poltergeists were everywhere.

12.01.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone thinks they’re a foreign policy expert now huh

05.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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I also love books and often buy books that I don’t read right away. I always end up feeling a bit guilty.

Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries:

26.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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RIP The Guy Who Put The Little Arrow On Your Fuel Gauge Though I Think There Was An Earlier One - The Autopian If there’s one car fact or Easter Egg or detail (or whatever you want to call it) that seems to delight non-car-obsessed people more than any other one, I think it has to be this one: fuel gauges tend...

Pour one out for Jim Moylan

27.12.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1203    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 44

When your country's collective ability to bullshit on the internet is extensive enough to shape AI slop.

04.12.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
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Rates caps may mean more expensive parking, libraries and pools, mayors say Councils might consider raising fees for things like pools, recreation centres and other community facilities, Wellington mayor Andrew Little says.

Yes that is entirely the point.

Force user-pays on everybody so that the wealthy can have a nice society that the poor aren't able to participate in but have to prop up.

01.12.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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The Maintenance of Silence | Short Film | NZ On Screen The Maintenance of Silence - Just after midnight on November 18, 1982, Neil Roberts, a 22-year old anarchist, exploded a bag of gelignite outside the Whanganui police computer centre, killing himself ...

18 November 1982. www.nzonscreen.com/title/the-ma...

18.11.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Empirical records show no influence on governance, with Paddles absent from official policy documents

Empirical records show no influence on governance, with Paddles absent from official policy documents

I don't know why Grokipedia exists, but it does have something Wikipedia doesn't - a 2500-word essay about Jacinda Ardern's dead cat, which clarifies it did not have any influence on government policy grokipedia.com/page/Paddles...

17.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This is from Grokipedia's woeful AI-generated article on New Zealand. Yes, it really is citing Hobson's Pledge as a factual source.

18.11.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Because a bunch of paranoid Facebook-addicted parents are worried about their teens seeing anorexia/sui bait and have no mental model of platform regulation, we're gonna end up with a worse form of internet censorship and digital ID than the cookers were claiming about contact tracing apps.

10.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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LIVE: Trump speaks at APEC CEO summit in South Korea YouTube video by Associated Press

Of course they chose a Sousa march for Trump's exit (very Gilded Age). The name of the march is The Washington Post. www.youtube.com/live/a-akQl0...

29.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads β€œBALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”

Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads β€œBALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

07.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
Thumbnail of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert's monologue on Wednesday 2 Oct 2025 (US time) as uploaded to YouTube.

Caption on thumbnail: A TOTAL SHUTSHOW

Video title: ICE Deportations Continue Amid Gov't Shutdown | Bernie: We Won't Back Down

Thumbnail of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert's monologue on Wednesday 2 Oct 2025 (US time) as uploaded to YouTube. Caption on thumbnail: A TOTAL SHUTSHOW Video title: ICE Deportations Continue Amid Gov't Shutdown | Bernie: We Won't Back Down

Stephen Colbert, the Newest Zealander

03.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shelf label that says erotica slash dirigibles

Shelf label that says erotica slash dirigibles

Shelf label that says can't Stoppard won't Stoppard

Shelf label that says can't Stoppard won't Stoppard

Shelf label that says white ladies at the beach

Shelf label that says white ladies at the beach

Shelf label that says transportation infrastructure (above) versus dolls and doll making (below) the classic spinozan conundrum

Shelf label that says transportation infrastructure (above) versus dolls and doll making (below) the classic spinozan conundrum

In an excellent secondhand bookshop

12.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hunter S. Thompson called it in 2003. Only the name of the ruling dynasty has changed.

16.09.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me on the North&South homepage

12.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Journalists stop rooting through Tom Phillips's literal midden heap challenge. It's prurient now.

10.09.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The secret diary of .. Luxon's last days

The Prime Minister shows a foreign buyer a house for sale

06.09.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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New Zealand’s Epstein Files New Zealand’s Regulatory Standards Bill looks like tidy lawmaking. But OIA documents reveal decades of foreign influence β€” embedding Richard Epstein’s radical β€œregulatory takings” theory into our laws...

A horrifying but extremely important read: melanienelson.substack.com/p/new-zealan...

03.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not just the USA- stop censorship and the global spread of idiocy and fascism!

02.09.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD will announce his ascension to the throne.

02.09.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Abercrombie and Fitch bag with ripped male torso and bottom half of face. A cat in the bag gives top half of face.

Abercrombie and Fitch bag with ripped male torso and bottom half of face. A cat in the bag gives top half of face.

I'm sorry, but genetic engineering is getting out of hand.

01.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1504    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 15

New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate

31.08.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5382    πŸ” 859    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 45

Omg hobsons pledge are so embarrassing

29.08.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Sovereign Files β€” Unmasking Extremism

New: The Sovereign Files πŸ“‚

I recently started posting some case profiles as an online archive: It’s a living project, documenting how sovereignist ideas have played out in NZ since the 90's. πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈβš–οΈ

www.unmaskingextremism.com/media-hub/th...

22.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The thing that fucks me off the most is that National, Fonterra, AND ECONOMISTS all talk about wealthy farmers being good for the economy because they can spend (though the smart ones will just be paying debt down if they have any) and yet PAY EQUITY WAS SOMETHING THE ECONOMY COULDN'T AFFORD.

23.08.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

21.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14767    πŸ” 3450    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 83
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Three things we learned about Sam Altman by scoping his kitchen All Drizzle, no sizzle

This is a piece to file alongside @andrewmale.bsky.social’s timeless β€œEric Clapton’s bookshelves” essay.

Please enjoy: Sam Altman’s kitchen of shit.

Character revealed through detail. Pure environmental storytelling.

www.ft.com/content/b180...

18.08.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12

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