Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you wonβt believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harrisβs trip to Davos
21.01.2026 15:10 β π 2284 π 295 π¬ 57 π 14@clovis-sangrail.bsky.social
Do one thing for me, Sredni Vashtar.
Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you wonβt believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harrisβs trip to Davos
21.01.2026 15:10 β π 2284 π 295 π¬ 57 π 14Poltergeists were everywhere.
12.01.2026 09:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0everyone thinks theyβre a foreign policy expert now huh
05.01.2026 02:03 β π 486 π 71 π¬ 4 π 1I also love books and often buy books that I donβt read right away. I always end up feeling a bit guilty.
Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries:
When your country's collective ability to bullshit on the internet is extensive enough to shape AI slop.
04.12.2025 00:40 β π 222 π 89 π¬ 16 π 6Yes that is entirely the point.
Force user-pays on everybody so that the wealthy can have a nice society that the poor aren't able to participate in but have to prop up.
18 November 1982. www.nzonscreen.com/title/the-ma...
18.11.2025 07:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Empirical records show no influence on governance, with Paddles absent from official policy documents
I don't know why Grokipedia exists, but it does have something Wikipedia doesn't - a 2500-word essay about Jacinda Ardern's dead cat, which clarifies it did not have any influence on government policy grokipedia.com/page/Paddles...
17.11.2025 20:51 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1This is from Grokipedia's woeful AI-generated article on New Zealand. Yes, it really is citing Hobson's Pledge as a factual source.
18.11.2025 04:17 β π 37 π 18 π¬ 4 π 2Because a bunch of paranoid Facebook-addicted parents are worried about their teens seeing anorexia/sui bait and have no mental model of platform regulation, we're gonna end up with a worse form of internet censorship and digital ID than the cookers were claiming about contact tracing apps.
10.11.2025 04:40 β π 37 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Of course they chose a Sousa march for Trump's exit (very Gilded Age). The name of the march is The Washington Post. www.youtube.com/live/a-akQl0...
29.10.2025 05:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads βBALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.β
Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.
07.10.2025 12:09 β π 44 π 135 π¬ 14 π 0Thumbnail of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert's monologue on Wednesday 2 Oct 2025 (US time) as uploaded to YouTube. Caption on thumbnail: A TOTAL SHUTSHOW Video title: ICE Deportations Continue Amid Gov't Shutdown | Bernie: We Won't Back Down
Stephen Colbert, the Newest Zealander
03.10.2025 02:56 β π 14 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Shelf label that says erotica slash dirigibles
Shelf label that says can't Stoppard won't Stoppard
Shelf label that says white ladies at the beach
Shelf label that says transportation infrastructure (above) versus dolls and doll making (below) the classic spinozan conundrum
In an excellent secondhand bookshop
12.09.2025 19:43 β π 120 π 35 π¬ 3 π 1Hunter S. Thompson called it in 2003. Only the name of the ruling dynasty has changed.
16.09.2025 06:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me on the North&South homepage
12.09.2025 02:10 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Journalists stop rooting through Tom Phillips's literal midden heap challenge. It's prurient now.
10.09.2025 04:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Prime Minister shows a foreign buyer a house for sale
06.09.2025 05:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1A horrifying but extremely important read: melanienelson.substack.com/p/new-zealan...
03.09.2025 22:26 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0It is not just the USA- stop censorship and the global spread of idiocy and fascism!
02.09.2025 09:58 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0JD will announce his ascension to the throne.
02.09.2025 04:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Abercrombie and Fitch bag with ripped male torso and bottom half of face. A cat in the bag gives top half of face.
I'm sorry, but genetic engineering is getting out of hand.
01.09.2025 17:13 β π 1504 π 284 π¬ 34 π 15New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
31.08.2025 02:43 β π 5382 π 859 π¬ 72 π 45Omg hobsons pledge are so embarrassing
29.08.2025 05:26 β π 110 π 29 π¬ 8 π 3New: The Sovereign Files π
I recently started posting some case profiles as an online archive: Itβs a living project, documenting how sovereignist ideas have played out in NZ since the 90's. π¨ββοΈβοΈ
www.unmaskingextremism.com/media-hub/th...
The thing that fucks me off the most is that National, Fonterra, AND ECONOMISTS all talk about wealthy farmers being good for the economy because they can spend (though the smart ones will just be paying debt down if they have any) and yet PAY EQUITY WAS SOMETHING THE ECONOMY COULDN'T AFFORD.
23.08.2025 07:51 β π 76 π 30 π¬ 7 π 0i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
21.08.2025 16:30 β π 14767 π 3450 π¬ 134 π 83This is a piece to file alongside @andrewmale.bsky.socialβs timeless βEric Claptonβs bookshelvesβ essay.
Please enjoy: Sam Altmanβs kitchen of shit.
Character revealed through detail. Pure environmental storytelling.
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