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snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious

Or Lottie.

El Salvador is a contractor providing the United States with a paid service. The idea that we couldn’t get anyone they’re holding back with the snap of a finger just by asking is so ludicrous on its face, it seems less like a real excuse and more like a test of how much shit the courts will eat.

Headline reading Ms. Rachel accused of spreading pro-hamas propaganda

The framing from legacy media on the Ms Rachel stuff is insane. Nowhere do they say that these are baseless claims, or that what she said (every child's life is precious and worthy) is not "Hamas propaganda." If u didn't know the background to this story and saw this post, you'd believe their smear

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

the WH talking point seems to be "trump has been talking about tariffs for decades" which is...like, being wrong for 40 years doesn't make you less wrong? it's just more embarrassing that after all that time he still doesn't know what tariffs are. 1

every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being

White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer | CNN Politics The White House fired at least three National Security Council staffers on Wednesday, three sources familiar with the move told CNN.

Trump is now making personnel decisions based on recommendations from Laura Loomer

So much political discourse right now in the US is boiling down to "I didn't believe the bleeding person who told me the wolf at the door was dangerous to me. Because I thought the wolves only hunted them." And I don't know what people think can happen as long as that is still the conversation.

Even in dark moments, there is still beauty and humor in this stupid world

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

i do think we would be well advised to put ossoff on the filibuster board because it can’t hurt party favorability to have one of our hottest senators talk for 25 hours straight

The future history of now will include something along the lines of "social media put billions of people worldwide in the same room together for the first time in history and it drove them absolutely insane"

France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you

It’s wild that you can take full control of the federal government by lying, just to keep your boot on the necks of those you despise, and then turn around and ask, “But why don’t you like the boot? It’s really important for my feelings that you like this.” Get real.

A few years ago I visited the National Museum of African American History & Culture with my grandparents. When we stepped out of the building my grandmother kept repeating the words “I lived it. I lived it. I lived it.”

She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.

I do. Every second of it.

the internet starting to re-fragment into having Actual Websites again as centralized social media self-destructs is unironically one of the absolute best, most positive things happening rn

The Atlantic after one week of good press they got purely by accident:

daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean

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Hey just want to say that sometimes what the user does or doesn’t do IS the security vulnerability. People making software can do a lot to try and prevent that from happening but negligence or misunderstanding can never be solved with technology.

A photo of a dog’s paw sticking out from Under a duvet.

This singular paw sticking out from under the duvet was all
I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.

you guys. young people have bank accounts. wtf do you think their venmo is connected to? they don’t have checkbooks and it’s all digital, but…you know that younger adults are normal humans, right? like, they go to school and their jobs and the store and mcdonald’s. they participate in the economy!

I made a playlist of old punk and proto punk tunes I’m calling “Bratty” because I think that’s the energy I need and Charli doesn’t hit the way “Pills” by the New York Dolls does.

literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.

logged in to LinkedIn and someone messaged me the nuclear codes

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