Tony Basketball

Just started the new episode and just want to say i am interested in sports, ESPECIALLY cowboys misery

It's a shame computers exist because "cloud architect" would be a really cool job otherwise

If i became president there's no way you're walking back ICE funding so I would reappropriate and turn it into NICE (national improving communities and environment) and have all those dollars build us a public works and environmental cleanup workforce. Also they can still arrest people but only ceos

[Only guy in the room who can write an email or do simple addition without asking the wrongmachine] I'm cognitively disadvantaged

Today I was scrolling fast and misread an ad for solid cologne as squid cologne and I'll be honest my interest really waned when I realized my mistake

Lol

You know that thought/morality experiment that's like "would you push this button for one million dollars that offs a random person" except instead of one million dollars the button makes a video of severance with Taylor swift or an email to your boss

Twilight Zone stuff. Where did they get those straw cowboy hats? What is a luke Bryan what is a zach Bryan are they all Bryan

About 10 years ago I saw a commercial for a Pennsylvania based beer / popular w Philly cool guys beer where they switched from like cool rock to country and I was like uh oh re the future of America and I was right

Years ago you might have thought oh what if nerds became politicians then we'd have smart politicians

The only time it's okay to be pedantic is to people who are being smug. Em dashes don't have spaces around them

This is probably how gen x felt when everyone started loving sister Christian after it was in a movie. Who cares

This is worse than useless. This is more just gazing into the worst of the worst for the thrill/disgust. Go watch pimple popping instead. Debate is verbal parlor tricks for assholes AT BEST. We don't need to know this, we already do. Their whole ideology is trying to piss us off

I don't think it's a wild conclusion to come to from yesterday's grok situation that there's no appreciable gap that exists in the space between what they consider "woke" and full nazi.

The mechahitler that broke the camel's back

When i was a kid my grandparents had a pool and the pool deck was lined with these old railroad ties covered in creosote that always smelled so bad that my grandfather took from the dump, anyway one thing we always did was throw a watermelon in the pool for a dog to chase

Nothing makes me feel smaller than seeing a rainbow in the sky

Thinking about Lincoln's lyceum address today:
Distinction will be his paramount object, that opportunity [to do good] being past, and nothing left to be done in the way of building up, he would set boldly to the task of pulling down.

Bingo

That's right. And that you need to punish yourself. Never would have written my books without rigor, deadlines, suffering, little numbers that go up

But also you're right

This episode has me yelling at my speakers. The solution is right there!

Art and entertainment should, at least even a little bit, surprise, be unknown. Fan service madlib superhero movies and giving oxygen to the worst of the toxic star wars fans primed the pump for AI created stuff.

It's hard to put a finger on, but people's inability/lack of interest in the difference between the act of executing a concept or idea and the existence/output of the concept or idea is an intellectual and cultural disaster.

Yoooo what's the move this weekend?
You trying to get together and play with our C.G.B Spender Collectible 12-Inch Figures?

Frantically searching for ooze

There are shades of green that only show up on trees and in the grass when the sun comes out after it rains and it's one of my favorite things in the whole world

I used to think that stopping caring about things being "fair" was a nice self care thing, but now I realize it's like absolutely morally necessary. Because when you care so much about fairness you start thinking that good and bad things happen to people who deserve them.

Humanity's best invention? Air conditioning
The worst? Probably math