Sunspot Jonez

I don't know if Chick is alert enough to hear this, but we'll try.

Your time is up. You're old. Go away. Have fun with your grand kids. Maybe help your niece reclaim her relevance, because yours is gone. Go... A... Way!

Omg. I'm so effing relieved you're back!

I imagine that's the reply you were most hoping for. Am I close?

No one missed you.

Maybe it's because your team of liberal, white men keep you posting semi-constantly. We get it. You're trying to be a brand. More snide remarks. Less everything else.

I just want to point out that your post is at least mildly incoherent and feels boastful. Ultimately, you post as if you were a bald, white man who plays ukulele at restaurants on Maui.

This platform is actually shit though, right?

Muting accounts is my new joy on #bluesky.

I'm probably gonna post a bunch of #d&dmemes.

#homebrew #magicitem #dungeon&dragons #d&d

Why hasn't Fartlek rebranded yet?

They didn't teach you how to make a decent social media post, though.

Oh, it's so fun when "visual artists" try to be "humorous" in a chiding way. Please, do keep up the hustle.

Why did you punish your dog with that name?

Not that color, though. /wink

Trump accidentally posted message pressuring Pam Bondi to charge his enemies, source says Trump pressured the attorney general to bring charges against former FBI Director James Comey, Sen. Adam Schiff and New York Attorney General Letitia James.

Someone's terribly inept grandfather is in charge of our country and it's sad... Probably one of the saddest things ever. It's so sad, that it's just so sad.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Those em dashes feel very wrong. Fix your chat bot, Paul. You're an educated adult. The semicolon is born for this.

I'm just gonna start replying to posts from my heart.

No.

Chatgpt prolly wrote this

Did someone dare you to pick that color or are you just accident prone?

The fight to give fictional robots a gender identity will not be stifled, Betty.

The junkies that are super into working out and getting swole are probably my favorite junkies.

At the heart of it, in its simplest terms, we all just want to be recognized for our contribution.

Icymi

The Groypers, sometimes called the Groyper Army, are a group of alt-right, white nationalist, and Christian nationalist activists led by Nick Fuentes. Groypers are a loosely defined group of Fuentes's followers and fans.

What gym does AI Jesus go to?

"Political violence has no place in this democracy... This country... This... This..." see how stupid that sounds? You're out of touch. Political violence is the basis of the American experience. From its founding to today, guns write the headlines and y'all pretend to pray it away.

Maybe we'll slide into complete authoritarianism because the youngest generation craved the structure they never had at home.

$2mm ain't much money, bruv.

Maybe it's words like "crazy" and "emotional" that we'll use to fight WW3.

Who has better lawyers: The Trump Admin or Harvard?

Ya, this should be good.