Mark Sellors

Why are young Tory men angry, is it the lack of sex?

We asked virgin, and bald denial bellend, Simon Shit-Cunt in this exclusive interview.

I haven't been on bluesky for a while.. is it always like this? Reading this thread was fucking exhausting, off the wall mental gymnastics!

"It's not as green as I thought it would be..."

A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads “We hate him too” yup 👍

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

Perform Fidelity IG - _cellaire

My Son's awesome new track, give it a listen and if you like it, give it a like on Soundcloud and share, he'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

soundcloud.com/harvey-sello...

Perform Fidelity IG - _cellaire

My Son's awesome new track, give it a listen and if you like it, give it a like on Soundcloud and share, he'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

soundcloud.com/harvey-sello...

Luigi Mangione

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

Andrew Lincoln holds up a cue card saying “say it’s carol singers”

Kiera Knightley shouts back into the house: “It's my friend from work, Carol. Carol Singers”

I could get later train?

Probably less than balloon poppers at other clubs

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“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”

🟪🟨 dirty protest?

That's hilarious 😂

Fraser Forster wonder save appreciation post.

Girl with tuba is "Every Company", Tuba is "AI", Girl with tuba shoved in face is "Me"

Word.

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

10/20

The image contains a joint statement headline that reads: "Award of 2034 World Cup to Saudi Arabia risks lives and exposes FIFA's empty human rights commitments." Below the headline, there are logos of various organisations, such as Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, European Saudi Organisation for Human Rights, Migrant Defenders, and others, highlighting their support for this statement.

Joint Statement: Award of 2034 men’s World Cup to Saudi Arabia risks lives & exposes FIFA’s empty human rights commitments.

Ronan Evain, Executive Director of Football Supporters Europe, said: "Today is a dark day for human rights and football as a whole." 1/3

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

9/20

Whisper it quietly but Forster has been pretty good, actually. Fair play.

I’m sorry but posting ‘it’s a rebuild’ after every bad result is not the criticism-ending response you think it is. These persistent problems are not simply the result of transition, painful or otherwise. It’s not why we threw a two-goal home lead

Chelsea took over in the second half, whereas whatever the scoreline, we never look as if we can control a game, so the ball keeps coming back at us. Second best again yet as Thursday we concede because of our mental fragility. Pressure makes the mind go wonky - what were Biss and Sarr thinking?

We were okay until the rebrand, just saying

I hope Ange will get another window or two, but he should be able to find a way to win from 2-0 up! And fuck Arteta, he's done nothing.