Chris Deeley

Thank you! With the Ashes coming it felt disloyal to keep it

Rare post to reveal that the mullet is gone

As I’m sure you’ll all know, this is not going to be the most serious thing landing in your inbox twice a week. There’ll be some real analysis, some nonsense, some things that straddle the line. And if it goes well enough, I’m not ruling out GPFans_AfterDark

gpfans.substack.com to subscribe, which would also be very nice of you because I like to be employed and able to feed the cats, and this is a fun project that’s been handed to me.

And seriously look, you wouldn’t deprive them would you?

Heya pals!

I don't want to get anyone too excited, but the first edition of the news @gpfansglobal.bsky.social newsletter/Substack will be live tomorrow, and it's good!

If you're a motorsport fan, F1 fan, or just a fan of my writing (I hear there are at least three of the latter), you'll love it.

omg its the bi couple from the table of contents 😭 they invented bisexuality!!! and they're still together!!! love is real

770k views just on this!!!!!!!!! She didn’t even give me a PhD!!!!!!!

And I’d like to point out that I am RIGHT

accidentally went too viral on Twitter and now they’re QTing me calling me a PhD in cheating

Cows :)

COWS

lmao very fair

RIP 😭 I’m on gentle turbo trainer only still, eight weeks after I fucked my ankle

oh maaaaaaaate!!

Don’t have a back or front garden, but damn if that’s stopping me. Had some chicken thighs marinating in the fridge that went on there too. Might do a Big Walk on Sunday and then do it again.

Foolish on my part! My ankle’s almost back to ‘getting back out rather than building up on the turbo’ so might be entering Hot Lycra Action in honour. Envious as fuck of a ride out to France

‘ow be? been a bit

Interesting, how would you rate my doorstep grill from the weekend

very, as per

Evening babs. Yes, the right side of my hair has been caught somewhat in the fan.

evening Moon

In a team in need of a vast reset I would simply choose to not play Cunt Roulette with someone who keeps undermining the management team. If the club culture was strong and things were working, you can have one or two of those. If everyone’s pulling in different directions…he makes it worse

How it’s going on the other one

FURIOUS DRAGON CAT IS BACK

Was at a conference dinner a while back and one guy said "The future is AI. It doesn't replace senior developers, but no more need for juniors."

To which i replied:

"Where do you think senior developers come from. Straight from the womb?"

He went quiet, then wandered off to a different huddle.

The important thing to remember about the Chicago pope is it doesn’t include ketchup

gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

Headline Mindanao News MILF welcomes Pope's visit

Alright got to clear out all the pope screenshots while everyone’s riffing.

I am trying to set up for an interview you little fucks