Ecclesiastes nuts

Theyre speaking Trumpese and he’s gonna understand it, bigly!

Don't move on

"be quiet and drive [far away]" by deftones (1997)

What a ride

Fired for depicting the ugly truth, just another sad day in America...

Happy Birthday! Thank you for existing. We are better off with you in the world.

We’d love to see local restaurants put up no ICE signs so we can buy-cott them!

The new Naked Gun movie is exactly how it should be, fucking outrageous. Pam and Liam did a great job.

THE ALT TEXT THO LOL

Literally the greatest voice to draw breath. Just makes you close your eyes and fall back.

Yeah I like a lot of freaky shit…spitting in my mouth/spitting in someone else’s mouth is not on the menu.

I swear to god it blinked.

And BIPOC women could never; and should never, and I do think that contributes to the hate and jealousy coming from white, American women.

Just learn from them; know you’re not a garbage human unless you want to be a garbage human or enable other garbage humans.

Why are White, American women so okay with being stepped on? For all the fighting that happened in this country, to see half of women not only okay with being third class citizens in their own homes, but now protecting their husbands and colleagues from SA charges and endangering children? WTAF?!?

Probably the best analogy that exists. These are two of the same pictures.

Timeline cleanser and you’re so welcome!

R2 lighting every single one of them, too. Even packs the pack for him. #BestBuddies

In the Armenian church, we’re basically dunked in a trough 3 times and if we don’t drown, then we’re closer to God…

And I guess we’re closer if we do drown too. Lol.

Look at Science, man.

Sage words from this gentleman right here. It’s THEIR day.

Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.

Just came here to say the exact same thing what in the actual fuck though?

I came back to it and it’s still very funny.

Officially in my silver fox era. I’ve had way worse eras…

I get this extra ten lbs of fluff off me that I put on from being hurt? It’s over for you bishes.

Wildly attractive.

13 years older than Google. Yiiiiikes.