@benplouviez.bsky.social
Retired and now tender of donkeys (2) and minder of cats (2) as well as reader of books (lots) and thinker of great thoughts (none really). Also maker of irritating jokes, so sorry (not sorry) about that. Aberdeenshire, Scotland.
Huh?? That makes no sense at all: βworkspaceβ isnβt a sector and education is mostly public sector andβ¦ andβ¦
Forms design and testing is one of the many skills that got trashed in the global rollout of Microsoft Word, and goodness does it show.
Me too! I assume people only ask it things in order to confirm its shittiness, but really we donβt need to see any more proof.
21.11.2025 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We all knew.
Which means they knew. And they let the bodies pile high. They should be in jail: Johnson, Hancock, Whitty, Harries.
They stood up there and lied to us, knowingly, every night. And 200,000 died.
#covidInquiry
Just to be clear, itβs not that *trans* people could be banned, but that anyone who others suspect are trans. Whether they are trans or not is another matter.
20.11.2025 12:52 β π 39 π 16 π¬ 3 π 1A donkey being held by a vet nurse, in a stable, with a small table holding an open laptop placed nearby. The donkey and the nurse appear to be looking at the laptop screen with some interest.
Harley now working from home. (OK, actually heβs being scanned and is fascinated by the sight of his innards).
19.11.2025 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think I got luckyβ¦ Wordle 1,614 3/6
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See also βsausage rollβ.
18.11.2025 12:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only part they planned was the racism
They didn't think to actually deal with the issues
Unbelievable that junior civil servants are still making this mistake. It shows how poor the corporate memory is after years of cuts, deskilling and managers not giving a toss. Itβs the equivalent of a 1960s civil servants not knowing how to use a treasury tag.
18.11.2025 10:55 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Nick Timothy, Tory MP most responsible for the Windrush scandal, gives Mahmood his support
17.11.2025 18:41 β π 182 π 79 π¬ 1 π 11OK so Iβm here to pitch βThe Repair Shop on ICEβ, in which Home Office staff lurk outside the barn and seize valuables from anyone whose status doesnβt appear to be sufficiently settled, thereby helping with the huge cost of endlessly harassing refugees.
17.11.2025 08:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It really isn't clear how progressive and blue "Labour" can continue to co-exist politically.
These aren't disagreements over tactics and strategy. They have fundamentally different answers to core questions of political economy, society, and citizenship.
The overlap is very slim.
Or, possibly, both?
16.11.2025 20:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
They arenβt called Ice Ages for nothing.
16.11.2025 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This whole Streeting vs Starmer story is such a Westminster bubble inanity from a bored media class that has gotten addicted to toppling governments and abdicated any responsibility for what they're actually meant to be doing in a healthy society
12.11.2025 12:31 β π 138 π 31 π¬ 2 π 4Iβm sorry, but those puns are sub-standard.
06.11.2025 19:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And, even sadder, for me. Wordle 1,598 6/6
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Labour continues to disappoint. They had a mandate to clear out the rot of the Tories, not carry out a watered down version of their mistaken policies.
31.10.2025 20:02 β π 206 π 66 π¬ 6 π 0You guys down south just go waayyy over the top about Halloween.
31.10.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βWhat could possibly go wrong?β
31.10.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So useful to have several estates off to which one can shuffle oneβs inconvenient relatives. We should all have the wherewithal to do this.
31.10.2025 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt understand the versions of this post that leave out Assaultβ¦ Sure itβs exploitative and arguably quite racist, but itβs just a brilliant movie.
27.10.2025 09:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I remember being told that you shouldnβt run Ethernet between buildings because of earth differentials. I never knew what this meant (apart from Bad Things), but Iβve believed it ever since. Presumably your electrician doesnβt?
24.10.2025 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A Cuillin off period, then?
24.10.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So the BBC needs two celebs with experience of handling sex scandals now Claud and Tess have stepped down. And Andy and Fergie are looking for jobs. Need I say more?
23.10.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βThatβs how immigration worksβ, apparently. Didnβt you know? I must confess I didnβt.
19.10.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs because all the people who were there are dead, Jaf.
18.10.2025 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PADdington 4192β¦ we left that house when I was 8, quite a very large number of years ago.
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