i used to always screw the radiator closed in a building i lived in sf bc the slumlord got in trouble for heat ordinances once.......and then decided to cook the whole building i guess
12.10.2025 07:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@neatrogenous.bsky.social
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i used to always screw the radiator closed in a building i lived in sf bc the slumlord got in trouble for heat ordinances once.......and then decided to cook the whole building i guess
12.10.2025 07:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes. every time he says yes to tacos la que pica he knows he's going to regret. but he never learns
12.10.2025 06:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yeah i expect so as well. they gotta have something to hype up in like 2 months lmao
12.10.2025 06:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sorry ๐
12.10.2025 06:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0he likes to go in the open drawer, behind the open drawer, and then crawl into the closed drawer above it. all of this is just as difficult as getting out, so it's his own fault if he didn't see it coming
12.10.2025 06:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0live wire
11.10.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 629 ๐ 164 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Not with that attitude
12.10.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He was struggling for like a good 20 seconds before this too
12.10.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0God forbid they het slop her but if they do: she canโt be seen with him looking like this
12.10.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Theyโre starting to get their winter fluff too, so itโs only getting worse ๐
11.10.2025 20:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah basically instead of pumping cold air out of the vents, itโs hooked up to a gas furnace that pumps hot air out of the vents. Theyโre pretty popular in newish homes since you can have your heat and ac in one system
11.10.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Initially your head and your ass are attached by one direct tube. And you can see this play out even in adulthood
11.10.2025 20:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Accidentally left the drawer open and kimchi got himself wedged behind it
11.10.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0This is the ass tube actually. In that itโs the tube that becomes the ass
11.10.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0no i did the same a;lsdhfas i had to reverse image search it
11.10.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the real reason he's always eating spaghetti no sauce
11.10.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0you wouldnt download a face
11.10.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i'm gonna add on to this that i know tristamp tried to make the food thing an emotional issue. but actually i just think vash has had more than a few bowel resections from all those massive sharp force traumas. so sometimes if he eats the wrong food, he regrets. the wonked up metabolism brothers
11.10.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.
Thatโs such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin ๐งก
#art #cozyart #caturday
i tolerated them bc they promised they were still cooking. we've been betrayed
11.10.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0kinda depends on how they run their systems but a lot of times you can get a cd of the whole thing with like the .exe for the image viewer built into the cd! so then you can scroll through it lmao
11.10.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i never know what's more impressive: all the things that can go wrong with the human body, or all the things that somehow, against the odds, do not
11.10.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's all this thing's fault. shitty ass tubes
11.10.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0its just like. girl are you alright down there. did you get lost
11.10.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
11.10.2025 12:40 โ ๐ 3576 ๐ 446 ๐ฌ 106 ๐ 14they really are only trying just barely hard enough for the species to survive, and no harder ๐
11.10.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yeah there are several different exhibits of this variety that tour around and some of them have like. 80% verifiable legitimacy of consent. some don't really talk about it. and some straight up are like "yeah these are unclaimed bodies from china. we're not hiding it"
11.10.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0there are objectively grosser and more unpleasant facts. there are even worse design factor facts. but there are not really any others that are quite so blatant and absurd. "it's a neck muscle in development you can tell by the innervation" ok i hear your reasoning but consider mine: no it isnt
11.10.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the diaphragm being a neck muscle really is one of my most hated anatomy facts
11.10.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0