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Ryan! They/them. I don't know anything I just work here. Fics under my feeds tab or under #neatrogenous-fic

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i used to always screw the radiator closed in a building i lived in sf bc the slumlord got in trouble for heat ordinances once.......and then decided to cook the whole building i guess

12.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes. every time he says yes to tacos la que pica he knows he's going to regret. but he never learns

12.10.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah i expect so as well. they gotta have something to hype up in like 2 months lmao

12.10.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry ๐Ÿ˜”

12.10.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he likes to go in the open drawer, behind the open drawer, and then crawl into the closed drawer above it. all of this is just as difficult as getting out, so it's his own fault if he didn't see it coming

12.10.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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live wire

11.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 629    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not with that attitude

12.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was struggling for like a good 20 seconds before this too

12.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God forbid they het slop her but if they do: she canโ€™t be seen with him looking like this

12.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re starting to get their winter fluff too, so itโ€™s only getting worse ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah basically instead of pumping cold air out of the vents, itโ€™s hooked up to a gas furnace that pumps hot air out of the vents. Theyโ€™re pretty popular in newish homes since you can have your heat and ac in one system

11.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Initially your head and your ass are attached by one direct tube. And you can see this play out even in adulthood

11.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Accidentally left the drawer open and kimchi got himself wedged behind it

11.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the ass tube actually. In that itโ€™s the tube that becomes the ass

11.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i did the same a;lsdhfas i had to reverse image search it

11.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the real reason he's always eating spaghetti no sauce

11.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you wouldnt download a face

11.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm gonna add on to this that i know tristamp tried to make the food thing an emotional issue. but actually i just think vash has had more than a few bowel resections from all those massive sharp force traumas. so sometimes if he eats the wrong food, he regrets. the wonked up metabolism brothers

11.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.

Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.

Thatโ€™s such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin ๐Ÿงก

#art #cozyart #caturday

11.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3046    ๐Ÿ” 1056    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

i tolerated them bc they promised they were still cooking. we've been betrayed

11.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kinda depends on how they run their systems but a lot of times you can get a cd of the whole thing with like the .exe for the image viewer built into the cd! so then you can scroll through it lmao

11.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i never know what's more impressive: all the things that can go wrong with the human body, or all the things that somehow, against the odds, do not

11.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's all this thing's fault. shitty ass tubes

11.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its just like. girl are you alright down there. did you get lost

11.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

11.10.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3576    ๐Ÿ” 446    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

they really are only trying just barely hard enough for the species to survive, and no harder ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah there are several different exhibits of this variety that tour around and some of them have like. 80% verifiable legitimacy of consent. some don't really talk about it. and some straight up are like "yeah these are unclaimed bodies from china. we're not hiding it"

11.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WIZARD cAT they're so silly

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11.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are objectively grosser and more unpleasant facts. there are even worse design factor facts. but there are not really any others that are quite so blatant and absurd. "it's a neck muscle in development you can tell by the innervation" ok i hear your reasoning but consider mine: no it isnt

11.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the diaphragm being a neck muscle really is one of my most hated anatomy facts

11.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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