My entire feed rn is
Senator: Do you think heart failure causes death
RFK: Senator, medicine doesn't work, we all need to be drinking raccoon blood
@towerofplastic.bsky.social
Nobody in particular.
My entire feed rn is
Senator: Do you think heart failure causes death
RFK: Senator, medicine doesn't work, we all need to be drinking raccoon blood
A blue/white bicolor cat sits beside the preferred human and looks up at the camera in annoyance.
Must you disturb my napping?
#cat
#cats
#catsofbluesky
Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, whereβs that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, itβs underwater. The oceanβs depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Itβs because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.
Sea Level
xkcd.com/3135/
Wish I'd had access to this at the beginning of the summer. This would have been an awesome project. There's probably no time to fit it in during the school year, but we'll see!
02.09.2025 16:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
bearmation93 Suggested for you Follow ow look, 1 say look here, Celine, the rooster spoke sternly. You raised that girl to FICHT HER OWN REFLECTION. And that was a battle she was always gonna lose." Celine just hung her head, ashamed. 10. 11.
this is the K-Pop Demon Hunters crossover America craves
29.08.2025 02:27 β π 384 π 87 π¬ 8 π 3Yes, the defining feature of Golden Age SciFi is that the authors were all brilliantly batshit idiosyncratic autodidacts who both thought they'd solved all of life's problems with their new Theory, and also had to write fifty-nine books a week.
27.08.2025 21:50 β π 73 π 10 π¬ 3 π 1National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
KPop Demon Hunters was way better than it had any right to be. The twenty-year-old spawn asked me to come to the sing along, and I loved it. Also, Saja Boys' songs slapped.
25.08.2025 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The older I get, the more I realize that pretty much everyone is *always* going through something. A little grace goes a long way.
03.08.2025 20:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Is this not an ICE detention centre?"
youtube.com/shorts/wCgZd...
Sarcastic cat sitting on lap narrows his eyes at the camera.
Lap cat is not amused by your shenanigans.
#cat
#cats
#catsofbluesky
let's pause to reflect a moment on the spectacle of all of these state and national democrats still hung up on a New York mayoral primary nominee for almost a month
24.07.2025 23:09 β π 42 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0BREAKING: President Trump signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities.
24.07.2025 21:20 β π 6923 π 3735 π¬ 900 π 2568Today in Fascism. (One in a series.)
22.07.2025 15:32 β π 522 π 164 π¬ 13 π 2Gotta love it when the experts are begging you to try something more reliable...like a Reddit forum.
22.07.2025 00:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
theonion.com/epa-to-...
Only when forced! (Or offered a substantial bribe of Laxatone and/or cheese)
21.07.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations β
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
Three weeks ago, on top of a mountain in George Washington National Forest, I ushered my children from a tent into our truck to wait out a lightening storm in the middle of the night.
We had no cell service, but NOAA weather radio was on the whole time.
This is incalculably stupid.
imagine if political journalists showed the same solidarity for their illegally imprisoned colleagues that jake tapper showed for fox news when obama tried to move their seat in the briefing room to the second row
20.07.2025 01:54 β π 3880 π 1021 π¬ 28 π 11I only considered books that I read for the first time this year, and I did not consider nonfiction (If I had, I'd probably have to replace one of these with Clay Risen's Red Scare).
#booksky #bookish
What do you mean, this is your stool? I'm sitting here.
#caturday
#cats
#catsofbluesky
I remember when newspapers used to run massive, multi-page spreads of American service members lost to wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, accompanied by their military headshots.
They're going to have to resurrect it for those hunted and thrown away by their own government. This story is a mini-genre.
WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
The hardest disbelief to suspend about the show.
16.07.2025 16:57 β π 7015 π 843 π¬ 188 π 43I realise that reading vast amounts of fiction, and buying about three times more than even I can read, is neither a substitute for therapy nor a solution to everything out there. However, in my defence, just fucking *look* at everything out there.
15.07.2025 13:46 β π 602 π 128 π¬ 18 π 15