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@tommymagicpants.bsky.social

Bon viveur, raconteur, voyeur, frotteur. Trade plate twat, occasional DJ and consumer of #cans. Proud contributor to View From The Allotment End, the premier North Ferriby FC fanzine.

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God, I can watch pub karaoke videos like this all day. Only 47 seconds long and the ending is SUPERB.

09.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I guess the only good thing is that she's resigned. Ministers under the previous government would have doubled down so much they'd have become a perfect circle.

08.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is Humber Street Sesh?

Yes, we know it was on last week, but some people are still unaware just how ace it is. Our new reporter Helen took a nose around the festival for us.

Supplementals: tinyurl.com/4z7xvdm6

@hulllibraries.bsky.social

08.08.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Drop an old person that you are going to turn into

08.08.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

07-08-25

Dear Media,

stop giving The Wifebeaters and Coke-Shunters Social Club coverage every time they mask up and hurl their 'legitimate missiles' at a hotel with migrants in. I for one would be content to simply see them being dragged burping into a fucking police van.

Yours,
A STATE PENSIONER

07.08.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

07.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"......and in the Mail, Peter Collins is not a man"

07.08.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you'd have asked me a month ago if I was more optimistic about City's chances than North Ferriby's this coming season, I'd have laughed until I ruptured something

But now............ #HCAFC #UTV

06.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm referring to other sides, not just England. And it doesn't have to be limited to large run chases either. I just think a little bit more nous wouldn't exactly go amiss here and there.

05.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's all well and good trying to entertain, but when you've got the target under 150 with 7 wickets left and a day and a half to get them, that's where previous good test match sides have developed that ruthless streak that gets them to the top. It's all about picking your moment.

05.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Half and half horse meme, with a great back half and a crap front

Half and half horse meme, with a great back half and a crap front

Test cricket season segueing into The Hundred

05.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Strip away the excitement, and England have chucked that game away.

04.08.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you know nothing about ADHD/Autism without telling me you know nothing about ADHD/Autism

03.08.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

03.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?

03.08.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish someone would.

02.08.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Homes, FFS πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's apparently well known that Hones Under The Hammer presenter and ex footballer Dion Dublin is 'blessed' in the trouser department, with Alex Ferguson himself describing it as 'magnificent'.

01.08.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You think Yorkshiremen are unbearable on Yorkshire Day? We'll be EVEN WORSE now that the cricket team has annihilated some Southern softies.

YAWKSHER! YAWKSHER! YAWKSHER! etc, until tired

01.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh look, the Indians are at it again πŸ™„ #ENGVIND

01.08.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's certain batsmen from times past who really wouldn't have taken too kindly to the bowler putting his arm around them. Some would have stuck the bat where the sun don't shine.

01.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be interested to read your thoughts on it, I found the whole experience a bit strange in many ways.

01.08.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming

01.08.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Stone Roses paint throwing incident. The court case stifled them creatively and financially, not helped by having a complete cunt of a manager either.

01.08.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what's happened to the fucked up radar from the airport chaos of yesterday, Josh Tongue is using it #ENGVIND

31.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did but only to call him a cunt.

31.07.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Excellent wander round the Voice Of The Fans exhibition in Leeds Library courtesy of @footballheritage.bsky.social, a fantastic history of fanzines and their impact on the game, and a quote from @vftae.bsky.social ΓΌntermensch Matthew πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

31.07.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or Myles Smith. Jeez, that is one tedious sound he makes.

31.07.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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