@gramnpa.bsky.social
It’s time to understand the planet
Favorite sweet old man customer came in today with a maga hat on
25.11.2024 14:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know we’re not excluding 4-million-year-old Kyle
22.11.2024 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of life’s single pleasures
22.11.2024 02:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If she won, she would be president RIGHT Now!
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We’re leaving irony poisoning on the other site, here I’m saying Exactly what I mean: Kamala Harris LOST the presidential election in 2024
22.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce:
25.07.2023 03:45 — 👍 1996 🔁 355 💬 208 📌 209Easily drivable, no need for a train
25.07.2023 14:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell I’m already here 🕺
24.07.2023 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make a Chinese “The Flash” named Immediate Lee
23.07.2023 17:12 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0when the rapture happened and only carpenters went to heaven, christians realized they had focused on the wrong part of the bible the whole time
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Just smoked a blunt with Beaker #BluntWithBeaker
22.07.2023 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Waitress: “Would you like the soup or salad?”
Man: “Yea please!” (He thought she said super salad)
Humor Moment
West Elm Caleb, knock it off!
18.07.2023 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would it be bad if I checked my girlfriend into rehab for a few days so that I could have a Weekend Of Gaming?
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Aww he cooked my ass 😭
15.07.2023 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aw hell naw
15.07.2023 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Checked out the “what’s hot” tab for the first time and 90% of the posts are talking about elon and twitter. Everyone needs to grow up
15.07.2023 19:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0twilight zone episode idea: man washes his hands with anti-bacterial soap and disintegrates (he was a bacteria the whole time!!!)
14.07.2023 16:40 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
In three weeks we will all flee this app and move to a new one called “Smiler City” and every single post will automatically have this picture attached to it
14.07.2023 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@ballista.bsky.social here you go
14.07.2023 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mom smiling at me sayin “damn we makin it out the hood with this one fa sho” while I spin around really fast
14.07.2023 19:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0“Cheetos are delicious, the best thing in the world, I can’t imagine anything in life better than cheetos” (discovers having sex with a beautiful woman that you love) “Oh great heavens!”
14.07.2023 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mazlow’s higher archy and the entire pyramid is one section titled “Right wing version of bluesky called redsky”
14.07.2023 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon tryna buy bluesky ya’ll, we gotta post so much he can’t afford it
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