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I had high potency acetaminophen years ago, the tablets were a little bigger than normal and harder to swallow whole, and they came in cherry and grape flavour, and now the more I think about it they might have just been Lik-M-Aid sticks

I’d completely forgotten Trudeau made us get rid of roads, I guess I just got used to walking 40km to work every day.

It’s not on Fox, so he wouldn’t have seen it

The “do your own research” crowd

Short attention spans

And bring along Katy Perry

Anyone know the exchange rate on thoughts and prayers these days?

“Is it worth the read? You bet Jurassic is.” - NYTimes

So strange when a candidate runs on exposing pedophiles, is elected by people who also want pedophiles exposed, and 10 months later there’s nothing but crickets…. Almost like they’re all hypocrites. Weird.

“In 2 weeks”

Sad that one of the most powerful men in the world is simultaneously the smallest and pettiest

Have they thought about building a McPlayPlace ball pit inside the White House? Seems his speed.

Racist, sexist, disgusting remarks? That qualifies them for a cabinet position.

Easy to “cut government spending” when another country is handing you $20B lifelines.

Except Trevor. He knows what he did.

2026: “A vote for Democrats is a vote for Antifa”

“Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.” - DJT, 2025

The way that country is being run, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an EO declaring idling all motor vehicles an obligation.

They do (see Emoluments Clause of the Constitution), but no one has any interest in enforcing them.

Narrator: Canada, in fact, had not called.

Oil and gas execs must be in full panic mode these days, these idiots just pushing so hard against green initiatives I’m surprised they don’t claim solar causes autism.

Canada does not legally accept responsibility for him.

I’m in the market for new ideas, not t-shirts and hats

It’s suspect it’s his Dutch heritage that he’s never heard the phrase “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”

Because Trump’s dementia was the selling point

“Exhibit A”

He doesn’t login to Diablo, he pays people to level his characters

Who cares? The White House will just say international tourism is up 200% regardless of the true situation.

“The beatings will continue until morale improves”

Hopefully this leads to some sort of reprimand for harassment