Okay, Marvel universe

Shite. I've never been killed once

I'm not going to lie, I love a caravan holiday!

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A classic VHS boxset

How that fella from Coast to Coast thinks he looks

That doesn't sound like a courtesy? I hope the big Lab is okay

Beethoven's 99 Luftballons for #totpno1

Like a 1980s sitcom

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And knees!

any size pizza can be a personal pizza if your spirit is strong

I'm at Old Trafford tomorrow with my two lads, if anybody is short on gang numbers?

The picture seems wildly disproportionate regarding someone turning up to their shift every day ready to help people!

'It's not my first choice' 'It's a dream come true' 😂 aye okay pal

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Corned beef hash for tea!

£100m player you know

"Who put the ball in the Germans net?"

Benjamin Sesko.

Benjamin Sesko is a striker with sky-high potential, but there is a considerable risk when signing such a player for a club like #MUFC - who are closing in on a deal after submitting a bid of €75million plus €10m in add-ons.

Are they right to be paying such big money for Sesko?

🔗 bit.ly/47nVvZg

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I wonder if this is the year Statman Daves videos finally come a reality

Get it on facebook marketplace

J2: An Easter egg or I'll be back

Absolute muck that! No thanks Chief

Left school at 16(15 fa record),

18, pulling pints in tha Castle,

But then I stopped makin Pot Noodles and started pushin maself, sure, I wah born in Carlisle, making Pot Noodles but now I make Couscous. I was made in the Royal Couscous

I'm that old that I watch TikTok videos on YouTube

Invasion of the body snatchers (1978)

Me calling the office: I can't come into work today, my grandpa just died

Boss: what? you've already used that excuse twice. how many grandpas do you have??

Me: [turning on my grandpa cloning machine] plenty

Joe Perry looks like shit

No drive throughs? No thanks

Man United confident €75m target Benjamin Sesko favours Old Trafford move ahead of Newcastle switch | The National Both Premier League sides have big offers on table for RB Leipzig striker

Bit of context on Manchester United and Benjamin Šeško.
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