Dockers ✨️

Any spares for Fontaines at Wythenshawe Park knocking about??? Ya girl wants to see @kneecapceol.bsky.social

I guess I have that to look forward to!

Mid 30s means a permanently bad back apparently

If he had that first one to grab attention, then real ones after that would actually be quite funny. But christ, what a danger

The first one is funny but the fact there are more is creepy af

Just give Brighton all the players we don't want and some cash 😂

Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:

I won't have to pay for it, so all good 😂 I'll have a look, thank you!

I need a really good chair for my new home office, so I don't ruin my back again. Does anyone have any recommendations please?

We're cursed

I miss him so much

I don't even understand why he's posted this 😂

If I ever end up single again I'm not even going to bother. Jesus christ 😂

But he's just a honest and simple man who want the best things in life!

OF COURSE Oberman is there

I also hate the word 'boss' because it just makes you sound mean

I will forever find it funny that I'm someones boss. I still feel 21 mentally

That is true 😂

Some of them really are massive punts.

I am NERVOUS 😂

If he comes here he'll probably never score again. CURSED

Paying over the odds for players like Antony has scarred me for life

Is he a striker or a CF? Does it matter, you know what I mean, United have fried my brain 😂

€85m for a striker I don't see as a huge upgrade from Hojlund. I really hope I'm wrong

That was a long day of people-ing. I'm shattered. All very lovely though 😊

I'd have to move 😆

Teletubbies 'night night Dipshit' meme

Early night needed

Miss you x

A selection of tapas. Ham and cheese croquettes, patatas bravas, halloumi and hot honey chicken wings

Meatballs in tomato sauce with cheese. They are massive

Everybody look at my massive (meat) balls