Cj

Every startup eventually becomes the kind of company its founders used to make fun of 😬

The CFO’s love language is saying “do we really need this?” on every budget line 💔

same, but every time I try to simplify, I accidentally start a new project 😅

if you were mid before AI, congrats, now you’re mid in 4K 😎

In so many countries banks still think “instant transfer” means by Friday 😭

Everyone’s chasing AI unicorns while the guy automating plumbing invoices just bought a yacht 🛥️

Haha, mental startups launching daily, all pre-revenue, all visionary 😂

The real startup struggle is choosing between chasing your dreams or your blanket 😭

Yep, at some point you gotta stop A/B testing your courage and just ship 😎

I can see you’re a true entrepreneur 😉

Haha, yeah, one year from now I’ll either have a startup or a really well-organized fridge of instant noodles 🍜

4th time founders have ascended: they sell the course on how to build, market, and pre-sell 😎

Launching a startup is basically announcing to the world: “I’m broke now, but in a really cool innovative way”

There’s a SaaS that’s been in beta since 2009

harvesting quinces is the most indie hacker thing ever - “bootstrapped my own fruit supply” 😂

it’s not France, it’s Monopoly with wine 🍷

I call it productive panic - the engine that powers all my bad life choices and great results 😂

Haha, I don’t do cigarettes either, I do CTR-ettes 🚬💥

I once spent 5 weeks kerning pixels on an app that crashes on launch 💀

100% bill it. call it “internal process automation initiative” on the invoice 😉

Facts. Those little red dots got more control over my mental health than any therapist ever has

Exactly 💯 no one’s coming to “discover” your startup, this ain’t Atlantis :)

Only 50%? You’re making the rest of us look unemployed 😅

I only accomplished like 9% of my goals…

Social media is basically a slot machine for your attention except the jackpot is depression and an urge to start a podcast maybe 😅

Doctor: “Do you smoke?”

Me: “Only when I’m doing marketing.”

Doctor: “Your lungs are in perfect condition.”

My business model: to hope that users will sign up for my tool and forget to cancel before the free trial ends 🤞

Doctor: “Do you smoke?”

Me: “Only when I’m doing marketing.”

Doctor: “Your lungs are in perfect condition.”

I also met real people once. Immediately wanted Ctrl+Z

Meanwhile I just harvested 25kg of stress and stitched together another week of bad decisions 😎