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Daniel Blaine

@danielblaine.bsky.social

After the passing of my mom, the loss of my job on April Fools three months later, and exhausted by endless job boards that lead to nowhere I am now on a quest to become an author! Yes, I’m that stupid. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

30 Followers  |  53 Following  |  80 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.8766

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Makes my bird twitch

10.07.2025 01:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation."

22.04.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll have what he’s having.

19.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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12.04.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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18.03.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rangers ready for spring, but he did not appreciate daylight savings this morning. At least we got to enjoy a rainy relaxing weekend camping.

#Camping #Dog #DayLightSavings

10.03.2025 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Early mornings while camping are the best.

09.03.2025 12:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a hoot

08.03.2025 13:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jungle Kitty

#Cat #Cats

27.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now that the weather is getting warmer, that means it’s Pup Cup season at our house!

Peanut Butter (xylitol free)
Plain Green Yogurt
Banana slices
Strawberry
Blueberries
Cookie Topper

#Corgi #Dog

26.02.2025 22:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does your Corgi need a minute to wake up?

#Corgi #Dog

18.02.2025 23:10 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Satisfied.

06.02.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He’s had his eye on this prize for quite some time.

06.02.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Rangers ready for spring training!

#ClevelandGuardians

05.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Snuggle bear

#Corgi

05.02.2025 16:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

New boot goofin’

03.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d like to add- updating or renewing your passport asap. They’re already denying our trans brothers and sisters.

03.02.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone else stack their dogs for optimal space savings?

30.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ranger would say hi, but he’s too busy snoring.

22.01.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They can go fuck themselves too.

21.01.2025 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.01.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Snow Day

09.01.2025 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

24.12.2024 03:11 — 👍 46443    🔁 21114    💬 254    📌 378
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When the nap hits just right

06.01.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s always looked like that though

02.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Go on, boop it.

30.12.2024 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.12.2024 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you want to pet you must kiss the paw

29.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy birthday, Hub

27.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 259    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

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