Sara Machado

7 years of things lol
Being bilingual is so fun

Let’s see if my data request brings other issues then I’ll build a lil case. You know. Girl hobbies.

SORTED.
Summons my ass.

Being the daughter of lawyers really shaped me as a human lol

Another day of being petty with the government.

Council tax sent me a SUMMONS, EVEN THOUGH THEY OWE ME 80 QUID, and they still haven’t processed our change of address (6 months now).

Of course I did a subject access request, amen GDPR. If you are going to stress me, I’ll stress you.

Nothing screams I made you and you are meant to be mine or an extension of myself then “hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed” and “you’ll never find someone who loves…You mora than I do”.

Any moms here that want to maybe give me a new perspective or shed a light on this sign? I’m not 1 yet.

A shop advert for a vintage aluminium wall sign saying “My promise to my children. I am not your friend. I am your mom. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare, & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a reasonable adult. You will never find someone who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do.”

Just saw this advert and it gave me such an interesting insight into how parenting was perceived by the generation that raised mine (not my mom though cause of her undiagnosed autism lol).

Nothing reassures me more of the type of mom I don’t want to be. You can show love in so many nicer ways.

Hey #GameDev, did you know that the Game Dev Feed is independently run and patron-supported? Bluesky provides the platform for you to view the feed, but I do the work to make it awesome, and I need your support. 🧵

Just saw this “childhood autism indicator” trend and I think mine wins.

At age 8 I was recreating the Chernobyl power plant with Lego. Plus the hospital they got taken to.

Weirdly my mom had zero questions and let me to my thing. I strongly suspect she is also autistic.

Thank you!! That’s great news!

I think the link in the thread gives you a discount!

Lil beach sample

Realmente é um gato muito estranho, do pedigree long rat hahahha

It’s so so so good!!!
I was not expecting how great they are. I even got my partner the exact same so I could have photos os myself lol

Olympus pen plus the retropia lense snwbl.io/out/P5VCM6mT

This is how Polo and I feel today.

Very obsessed with my lil camera 🧡

YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING!

There’s literally 1 HR event and 1 talent acquisition event and both happen at the exact same time!!!

I love all of you for throwing develop events, but why do they all need to be at the same time?

Weekend aesthetics

In 58 min I can make the owner of the coffee shop rich.

I have decided my presence on Bluesky will be absolutely random and unhinged.

This is an official warning.

Glamurosa
Rainha do funk
Poderosa
Olhar de diamante

Muito ciúme do Marcinho

The people who made fun of me reading during school breaks have grown up, and they are still just as cringe.

My partner is learning my language and nothing makes me happier

I just tried to use my tattoo as a measuring tape, and honestly it worked.

The urge to create is taking over.

ITS SO PRETTY!!!!!!
Its literally my rooms aesthetics, I must play it ❤️

First time I’ve seen someone shouting about not doing targeted messages but spraying and praying haha

Not a good strategy but points for honesty?