David V

Not quite. Tele

Finally got a signal after being in a pub full of them lot. @seanrostron.bsky.social will know the one. What a wonderful afternoon I’ve had.

Didn’t need to see the slow motion replays of Vonn crashing. Looked like a ragdoll.

A City win tomorrow only means a defeat for Everton on Tuesday there’s no way that lot don’t bottle a chance to go above them if only for a day.

Probably for the best. If you get the morning flights expect to spend an inordinate amount of time getting through passport control as they seem to somehow time it so half a dozen planes worth of passengers all rock up there at the same time.

Who’d have thought that when the Mrs decided she’d like the walls under the dado rail on our hall, stairs and landings in our 3 storey house painting grey that little more than 12 months later she’d have changed her mind on it. Oh me…I thought it and guess what readers I was right. #FuckOffEverton

Both

It’s trickier than it should be because there’s an absolute dearth of alternatives.

Well I’ve just removed Calvert-Lewis and Haaland out my FPL team so expect goals aplenty for both over the weekend. I won’t be overly upset if the latter does.

There’s Barclays tonight? FFS I had tomorrow morning pencilled in for nerd footballing.

Had lots of productive plans for my day off, I’ve sat down and put the curling on, so that’s the end of that.

Not on a Saturday you won’t be surprised to find out.

@seanrostron.bsky.social probably the massive armchare

The CEO stepped down but is still in position, the manger should have been fired months ago (that bit they have got wrong)

What do you mean by “All gone wrong”?

What’s one of them? It was moved when the last TV fixtures were announced in mid-Jan, it was then announced a couple of days later it would have to move to the Tuesday night IF Chelsea reached the final.

It has been for weeks, it’s better than the alternative of a week on Tuesday.

Delighted to see Arsenal got through so Everton can play a home game on a Saturday. If Iran and the US can not blow the planet up before the 21st March that would be appreciated

Pound to a penny if this was Everton and Roma Dicky Masters and his mates would be making noises

And Allison

If the scarlet might lose tonight we’ll never hear the end of that

Just a reminder that Micheal Keane got sent off for pulling hair. #chewhu

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BETO YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Don’t look at that Everton team then!

Which is where he’s plagiarised it from

I’d forgotten about that one. Weird how none of the Uber blues are pinning for him instead of Barry or Beto when this time last year he was better than anyone else on the books based on seemingly nobody having ever seen him play.

Both of them?

Didn’t pay a penny until he kicked a ball in anger, unfortunately when he did his leg fell off again almost immediately

ITV have had their darts coverage ruined by having Wayne Mardle and his verbal diarrhoea foisted on them. God forbid there’s a second of silence when he can spout some shite in the hope it gets put into a montage.