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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

@bertwooster.bsky.social

Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.

194 Followers  |  182 Following  |  354 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  2.1515

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The cheeky bastard. His bored tone was even worse.

28.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Nickelback Feat. Josey Scott - Hero (Oficial Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by elcoronelGOD Nickelback Feat. Josey Scott - Hero (Oficial Music Video) [HD]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnRo...

28.10.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
WhenTaken

#WhenTaken #609 (28.10.2025)

I scored 743/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍951 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈161/200
2️⃣📍1.5 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
3️⃣📍6.1K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥉100/200
4️⃣📍6.9K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥉104/200
5️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
whentaken.com

28.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,592 4/6*

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

28.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strands #604
“The write stuff”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵

28.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #870
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

28.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They won the Mums, though.

27.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kilmarnock?

27.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible.

27.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BING FUCKING CROSBY?

27.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 27.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,591 3/6*

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

27.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #869
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨

27.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strands #603
“Witch way?”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵

27.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tit.

27.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn't even get to remind him about his penchant for sending unsolicited dick pics.

26.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Arf. Blocked by the daft pisscan.

26.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Slaughtered Lamb Tearoom.

26.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shame Culpepper catnip mice are no longer made: our departed three-legged lad Charlie used to climb the bookcase to get at it (hidden behind books).

26.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's a cunt who looks like a genetically modified Tom Watson. Not worth a shaft of piss. Ignore the soft cunt.

26.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Match report:

26.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ENFORCED

26.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fold the fucking club.

26.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,590 4/6*

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

26.10.2025 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #868
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨

26.10.2025 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strands #602
“Fall-ing”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵

26.10.2025 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#WhenTaken #607 (26.10.2025)

I scored 746/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍664 km - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍2.7K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉119/200
3️⃣📍470 km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈159/200
4️⃣📍14.9 km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇175/200
5️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈158/200

26.10.2025 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OTB settling in for the extra hour.

25.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a cartoon character 's face with the words `` bend over '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with the words `` bend over '' written on it .

It's Everton at Shelbyville...

25.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*points silently to 3 mins at the Tin Mine*

25.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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