@bertwooster.bsky.social
Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
Everyone knew he was bent as a nine-bob note, so stick the pearl clutching shite up your hoop.
04.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/will...
04.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Right in the spuds.
04.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Howe's meeting with the owners tomorrow.
04.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, but a chuckle nonetheless.
04.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Pope.
04.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That one's a JCW electric: might take it for a blast on the motorway before I give it back.
04.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aye, mine's a Works three door. Silly acceleration on it in S mode.
04.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've the SD (normal size). : drives like it's on rails.
04.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At some point they're going to have to stop calling them Minis (courtesy car only, sadly).
04.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bin captaincy is the preserve of elite lads only.
04.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🥰
04.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mrs W raved about Budapest.
04.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being horrible to journalists. Never mind the noncing and corruption: that's the real crime here.
04.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup. Probably had a pension book shoved down their throat.
04.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I remember some gobshites brought a drum and trumpet to Goodison.
They didn't make the second half.
It's not as bad as you'd think: mainly about textures. Still not ideal, obv.
04.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also known as "the usual".
04.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, okay considering. He was always a robust, cheery type and the bag limits his life a lot, but he does his best.
Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Bastards
04.02.2026 09:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her arl fella's had his stomach removed, so has the bag: used to stoma chat here.
04.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is that after you've digested it?
04.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Piece of piss.
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Remembering the great Kevin Campbell on what would have been his 56th Birthday today
🔵160 Games
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#WhenTaken #708 (04.02.2026)
I scored 964/1000👑
1️⃣📍42.8 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇194/200
2️⃣📍287 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇186/200
3️⃣📍26.5 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍137 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇185/200
5️⃣📍5.2 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
You see, at this point he should really have slowed it down and started the build-up again
03.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
