Snowbuffalo

My daughter said they should’ve been the Seattle Freeze, and it’s a quality inside joke

“HOTTEST”

The WP panic about Wilson in Seattle isn’t a coincidence. Bezos, Amazon, et al fear she’s coming for them.

Not used to good things happening this quickly in the offseason

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Mr. Burns telling Homer "If I want you to bunt, I'll touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice."

Chili ground not once, not twice, but thrice.

AI slop ad for a physically impossible tool

Miwaukee stan perpler

Chad Wombles v Diamond Seltzer! “On Monday morning, 46-year-old Wrightsville Firefighter Chad Wombles was attacked and severely injured by a 32-year-old, sword-wielding Washington County man named Diamond Seltzer.” wgxa.tv/news/local/w...

“Authorities say the attack was unprovoked as Wombles was speaking with a friend who is a Wrightsville Police officer.” wgxa.tv/news/local/w...

Please think of those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis who need to know what to ask their doctor about

Ha! There it is

Unbelievable TOOTBLAN

Annie Proulx: “In the hours it took me to read William Gass’s long story “The Pedersen Kid” I understood for the first time that fiction possessed curious powers, though of what they consisted and how they were manifested I barely sensed and could not explain.”

My sister in law is an artist who makes wonderful colorful prints and sundry other things that make nice gifts: www.cassandraott.com/shop

P.I.S.O.R. SCARES 2025 You Have the Wrong Feeling 5:53 Seventh Night of the Seventh Full Moon 5:42 Shadows on the Trees 5:20 The Human Power Elite Blues 3:29 The Most Terrifying Nightmare of Childhood Returns 4:08 Being Pun...

The Putnam Institute for Space Opera Research is proud to present P.I.S.O.R. SCARES 2025: www.mixcloud.com/PISOR/pisor-...

The average song duration on the Minutemen's "Double Nickels on the Dime" is 111 seconds. Selections from this album should constitute the only acceptable interludes at any MLB regular-season or postseason games.

A cowlick with no beginning and no end

Christopher Walken in Deer Hunter, taking his chances with a loaded revolver

I’ll say it straight: It is unbecoming, undignified, cowardly, and shameful for a institution as revered and respected as the University of Virginia to grant an audience in 2025 to those who are committed to destroying science, free thought, human rights, and the rule of law.

Art

Andy Pages neck tattoo that reads “JESUS IS THE HERO” superimposed over a red crucifix

We gen x’ers want to be as crapulent and loyal as Jackson Lamb. Dirtbags always, sellouts never, this is the ethos.

Worship AND Americana

*4-run lead 😬

Humiliation fetish

Yeah every account of Vietnam that I’ve encountered definitely made it seem like we were “taking it easy”

Harry Ford #5, sure, but Mike Ford?

A vision in amber

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Game probability 2.4% UW win, but wheeee: actually they won!

If the Mariners put us through this….