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Literary agent. @kazoomagazine superfan. Watering the plants. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.

13.11.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 611    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A white and brown mini labradoodle dog posing on a hill in the park, wearing a ridiculously cute pink and blue checked sweater, and a pink harness w her name โ€œChloeโ€ on the side.

A white and brown mini labradoodle dog posing on a hill in the park, wearing a ridiculously cute pink and blue checked sweater, and a pink harness w her name โ€œChloeโ€ on the side.

At least itโ€™s finally sweater weather, and off-leash hours are pure joy. A walk before 9am in Prospect Park Brooklyn is a guaranteed mood boost (even if you donโ€™t have a dog)! So many dogs and happy people.

#dogsofbluesky #doggo #labradoodle #minilabradoodle #prospectpark

12.11.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof this and all the replies. Itโ€™s very hard to process the fact that America would willingly cause such incredible harm & suffering to its own citizens.

12.11.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hmm did he check his "Crypto Shelf"? How about the "Offshore Bank Account Shelf"?

11.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK everyone. Glad to hear SCOTUS is allowing me to stay married- for now. ๐Ÿ™„ In celebration of this LGBT victory, letโ€™s all agree to never post another picture of Kim Davisโ€™s face. PLEASE.

11.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Reverend destroys the Christian Nationalism propaganda coming out with his understanding of teachings from The Bible.

11.11.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1279    ๐Ÿ” 614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Agreed. Miriam Shore as the seasoned, cynical book publishing pro is perfect, too

10.11.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The MAHA-Fueled Rise of Natural Family Planning

The 6th (!!!) NYT story featuring Evie magazine, Peter Thiel's "new conservative women's magazine" (whose writers include Lauren Chen, who was indicted as a Russian asset). The weird thing: Has anyone ever seen this mag? What is the evidence of its IRL popularity? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/u...

10.11.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.

10.11.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7453    ๐Ÿ” 1161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Joyce Carol Oates just waved her foot in Elon Muskโ€™s face and I approve.

09.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure how or why Miriam Shore keeps getting the role as a seasoned, slightly cynical book publishing professional (Younger, Pluribus) but sheโ€™s perfect. ๐Ÿ‘

08.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s good.

08.11.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a great thing to announce! Like most Trump things, the small print is โ€ฆ not great. TrumpRX gets a cut, the drug companies get other, less effective drugs fastracked, and the consumer pays a tiny bit less, overall.

08.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So enraging that the emails from the school district are "here's how you can get food" and "here's how we're protecting students from ICE."

What barbarity, a breach into which underpaid teachers and administrators are stepping in as best they can.

07.11.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I think he knows this. Just doesnโ€™t think his voters will be able to figure it out.

08.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really do need to bring back shame.

07.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when they were bragging about eliminating "fraud, waste, & abuse" of Air Traffic Control when DOGE and Musk gutted it initially. This all happened well before this shutdown.

This is the sort of thing that makes anyone paying attention feel insane. Like guys what are you doing here?

06.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago.

Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.

05.11.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6683    ๐Ÿ” 2051    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
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Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator. Check out her work here at Comics Beat!

Quick reminder: NYCโ€™s new First Lady, Rama Duwaji, is a cartoonist!

www.comicsbeat.com/zohran-mamda...

05.11.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2097    ๐Ÿ” 596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

โ€œThe name is Mamdaniโ€ TikTokโ€™s. So many good ones but this is my favorite ๐Ÿ•บ

05.11.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Day 2 of me doing this dance because this is the song of the summer #zohranmamdani #lgbtq๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ #nyc TikTok video by Landon Smith

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DP8Ccx/

05.11.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pic of Mikie Sherrill smiling. 

COURIER
MIKIE SHERRILL WINS RACE FOR NJ GOVERNOR
Sherrill, a veteran, will become New Jersey's next governor
BREAKING

A pic of Mikie Sherrill smiling. COURIER MIKIE SHERRILL WINS RACE FOR NJ GOVERNOR Sherrill, a veteran, will become New Jersey's next governor BREAKING

A pic of Zohran Mamdani smiling. 

NBC NEWS PROJECTS
Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race
NBC NEWS

A pic of Zohran Mamdani smiling. NBC NEWS PROJECTS Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race NBC NEWS

Dem Strategist: โ€œOk we need SMILES! The bigger the better. 2028 all about dimples. Who else has dimples?โ€

05.11.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

um a lot of letters could work there

05.11.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think they alter the camera lighting when Dems are on Fox? The Republicans get great lighting and the Dems look like they are in a dark windowless room.

04.11.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a NYer, โ€realโ€ โ€œsmall townโ€ America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdaniโ€™s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.

04.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 921    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
View from the sidewalk of a building and tree and sky. Small plane w sky banner that reads, in tiny letters: STOP THE SOCIALISTS VOTE CUOMO & SAVE NYC

View from the sidewalk of a building and tree and sky. Small plane w sky banner that reads, in tiny letters: STOP THE SOCIALISTS VOTE CUOMO & SAVE NYC

View from the sidewalk of a building and tree and sky. Small plane w sky banner that reads, in big letters: SURRENDER DOROTHY

View from the sidewalk of a building and tree and sky. Small plane w sky banner that reads, in big letters: SURRENDER DOROTHY

Vote Cuomo sky banner spotted over Park Slope, Brooklyn this morning

Same energy

03.11.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was Pamela Paulโ€™s bachelorette party kicked out of the gay bar or what? Sheโ€™s obsessed.

02.11.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
boots walking toward a red white and blue arrow sticker on the sidewalk, printed w the words: 
NYC
VOTE NYC
****
Board of Elections in the City of Now York

boots walking toward a red white and blue arrow sticker on the sidewalk, printed w the words: NYC VOTE NYC **** Board of Elections in the City of Now York

The name is Mamdani M-A-M-D-A-N-I ๐ŸŽถ

02.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheering for the elite women speeding by mile 8 in Brooklyn. What a beautiful day! NYC Marathon day is the best of NYC.

02.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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