Pretty sure Jack Benny was never homeless.
21.11.2025 12:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shedification.bsky.social
It wouldn't be incorrect to call me an auto parts salesman.
Pretty sure Jack Benny was never homeless.
21.11.2025 12:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if the brain algae that created this realizes that "Brandon" is no longer president and won't be again. This seems like flogging a dead horse at best and absolutely the stupidest, most poorly conceived, cash grab from the dimmest members of society, at worst.
14.06.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's reassuring to me that eventually "Whoop There It Is" will be forgotten to time.
08.06.2025 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the most delightfully absurd move.
22.04.2025 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TV show idea
Season 1 starts off as a "Cozy Crime" show where there is a murder to be solved in a tiny cute village every episode
This means there are 22 murders per season, so the village population shrinks, and by Season 7 it's not "Cozy Crime" but a Horror/Survival show with 10 people remaining
Sounds like a plan
05.04.2025 11:08 β π 5297 π 1099 π¬ 96 π 42We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
17.03.2025 21:53 β π 82312 π 14921 π¬ 1244 π 666It would be nice.
16.03.2025 19:38 β π 217 π 33 π¬ 2 π 1It's been a long road, but we're now in the shakedown testing stage!
17.03.2025 04:24 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you're linking your TikTok or X account you're unfollowed. Period.
26.02.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tote bag that says "fighting animal testing" with two rabbits fighting
Wait, is this fighting animal-testing or fighting-animal testing.
Because the graphic suggests the latter while you hope it's the former.
This is nightmare fuel stuff, here.
13.02.2025 13:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
06.02.2025 13:18 β π 17762 π 2738 π¬ 559 π 64Well fuck, this didn't go to plan...
06.02.2025 11:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I believe, with inflation, the lyric composer's name is 74 pence.
04.02.2025 15:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
OpenAI right now
29.01.2025 20:26 β π 43846 π 6306 π¬ 289 π 176Thus unu's truly(u?) u kullur.
26.01.2025 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright Vermonters, I did you all a solid and cancelled snow for the rest of the year by deciding to get my snow tires on in the second half of January. Spring is certain to be just around the corner.
24.01.2025 11:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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