Where are the bodies, Garth!?

My dearest YouTubeTV,

Stop being greedy cunts and let me watch football. Thanks.

Happy NFL eve! Make sure you leave your domestic violence arrest paperwork out for Roger Goodell tonight!

Donald Trump is the type of motherfucker that would pardon Art Modell.

Never forget: The FBI killed Martin Luther King.

I understand that inauguration day is always January 20th, but it seems like this year should have been moved an extra day. Swearing in this twat on MLK day seems wrong.

Is Detroit TRYING to give this game away?

@rocketmortgage.bsky.social

Why the fuck is there a delivery fee on MOBILE TICKETS.

It costs you $0, you vultures.

Wow, my December 20th birthday is way more common than I thought it was. Lol

@monstershockey.bsky.social

Can we get some Knocked Loose over the speakers tonight?

Spoonman... cum together with your hands.

THIS DOESN'T REPRESENT ME THOUGH.

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable” -JFK

Brother, this is an awful awful take.

From now on, I will only be using Luigi any time I play a Super Mario game, and I have the option to. #TheAdjuster

If you want to be selected, don’t show extreme bias for either the prosecution or defense & talk about how you believe it’s your civic duty to listen to both sides & come to a conclusion based on the evidence. Once selected, vote however you feel is most correct based on whatever your values suggest

But remember: Do not talk about these rights when you’re in jury selection or at any time after being selected. You can talk about how you aren’t convinced of this person’s guilt during deliberation though.

Today we’re going to learn about jury nullification!

What is jury nullification? You can legally vote not guilty on a jury for any reason you want, & cannot be compelled to give a reason why you decided to vote the way you did. I hope any readers, especially readers in New York, keep that in mind.

And I know it feels like you're drowning these days...
And I know you question if it's too late...
And my only hope is that you choose to stay.
'Cause you're more than...
You're more than an early grave. ❤️

Art by @badafra.bsky.social

Goodbye my friends 😭 #PokemonTCGpocket #Pokemon

It's seriously WILD the difference what the watchability is, between Watson and Winston.

If this person is eating out of the dumpster, why the hell are they putting this on the window of the place? I feel like somewhere near the dumpster would make more sense to me. But maybe I'm a cynical asshole too. 😂

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

I just got married in October, and I quote Mac quoting Borat's "My wiiiiffee" all the time now. Lol

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Knocked Loose ft. Poppy – Suffocate

Jimmy Kimmel letting this happen on national television is fucking amazing.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS.

Knocked Loose is gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

Go watch that shit. I guarantee it's gonna be a fuckin RIOT. 🤘🤘

Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺

Lesson Number One:

I shit in the trash, too bro! 🤘

Do you think she'll run him over with a car, too, or...???