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Michael Daly-Jones

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Math professor, Out-of-the-Closet Mensan, Married stepfather and Papa. My dog Luna is my TA. As a self-appointed Court Jester, I see through the bullshit that’s going on, and I have no more fucks to give. Illegitimi non carborundum!!!

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Post image 13.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 24    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 2

I used to do the bit where Bullwinkle attempts to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Both voices. My students are now too young to know, but I’ll have to them. 😁

13.08.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly for me, it’s past my bedtime already and the thought of Laura Looney fellating Scump is going to make it very difficult to get a good night’s sleep. I just hope she has good eyeshades and nose plugs, because that’s awful. Malaria must pay her very well to do this for her.

13.08.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…And THAT’S how they do it in Appalachia!

12.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Newsom apparently stole some employees from Scump’s press office. Orange Julius will shit his diaper when he reads this!

12.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve seen enough —

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s Press Office is the best political social media team of all time.

12.08.2025 14:52 — 👍 91    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 3

ATVS ON PUBLIC STREETS!!! OMYGAWD!!!!!

Next it’ll be the Crotch-Rocket Brigade with their color-coordinated mini-motorcycles and satin outfits roaring down the avenue!!! Maude, get me my phone, ‘cause I’ve got to call the President RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!!

12.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any journalist still reporting a "both sides" now only has one side.

If you still report the Israeli claims you are complicit in this.

11.08.2025 07:55 — 👍 89    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 1
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RFK Jr., the Health Secretary, Says Not to Take Medical Advice From Him

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/u...

12.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 10.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 410    🔁 158    💬 11    📌 1
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The color of the blood is all wrong also. That's the color of "prop" blood. Just google it.
Real blood is deeper red in color.

07.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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To them: Win = 💰

That's it, no big secret. 💁‍♀️

10.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 1218    🔁 306    💬 35    📌 10
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The cutest milk moustache and big belly full of milk… 🥰😍
#dog #bluesky

07.08.2025 18:21 — 👍 279    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 0
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Between the close-cropped hair and beard, the glasses, his voice, and this suit, Seth Rogen’s transformation into a human Muppet is now officially complete.

07.08.2025 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence [Delegates of The Constitutional Convention] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Constitution of the United States and The Declaration of Independence

The paperback and Kindle versions of books containing the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence together are inexpensive. I downloaded the Kindle version.

www.amazon.com/Constitution...

07.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re both included at constitution.congress.gov/constitution/. Habeas corpus and ex post facto are both in Section 9, by the way.

07.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am 63. I was in diapers during the Bay of Pigs crisis and, yes, I’m aware of how bad that was… even though my memory doesn’t go back quite that far.

I started with the point that most of my students were born after 9/11. I feel old… it seems like yesterday to me. 😳

06.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The politics and the music reflected the times, and I explained my choice in music for the lesson.

Every time I taught that lesson, my students were stunned. That’s the kind of lesson I love to teach, because they truly learn and remember it.

06.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No matter what the first-round choices were (launching always was laughed at heartily), the teams always agreed not to launch, thankfully.

I noted that I went to college during the early 80s, when US-USSR tensions were extremely high. We weren’t entirely sure we’d be around the next day.

06.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

For the second round, each side sentenced 3-4 delegates for a summit. The group received a two-sided payoff matrix, giving a more complete picture of the consequences of their choices. I collected their decision as well. The background music: “Stand or Fall” by The Fixx.

06.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

During the first round, each side received a dossier with a one-sided payoff matrix. They would decide whether or not to launch their missiles at the other side. I collected their decisions. The background music was Talking Heads’ “Life During Wartime”.

06.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Few of my students were even born before 9/11, much less old enough to remember the Cold War.

I used to teach a lesson in game theory about mutual assured destruction. The class was split into Americans and Soviets.

06.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So… which one’s the ass?!?

06.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Point taken! 😃

06.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…I can’t let it get me down or put me in a state of paralysis.

I’ve even started a project I’ve threatened to do since I was 40 (I’m now 63). Now, the time is right. More on that as it develops.

Chin up! Elbows up! Illegitimi non carborundum!

06.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The TV is off, the music is on, and I am writing notes and programs. Life has to go on and I have to budget my time wisely. So, even though I feel this way about what’s going on…

06.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m trying to budget my online time. I go back to the classroom in a month, so there is prep to do. Also, there are the usual chores, appointments, family time, and so on.

I’m also trying to be productive and clear my head of the negative thoughts due to the current state of affairs.

06.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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