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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Goddamn, that was a great halftime show. Take a bow, Bad Bunny. 10/10. 🇵🇷🇺🇸

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.

Frost: Any person who sees the president in his speeches blabbering incoherently knows that there is something bigger going on there.

Funny how the right is outraged at Fanone flipping off a congressman just days after celebrating a president flipping off a working American .

It really is amazing to listen to a guy who faked bone spurs to avoid serving in the military denigrate combat veterans of our allies while also using “we” when referencing the historical sacrifices and bravery of our own soldiers.

This isn’t immigration policy. It’s a business model.

ICE keeps growing, not because it makes America safer, but because corporations are raking in billions off cages, bodies, and suffering. ICE’s existence is a massive revenue stream.

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

TODAY: The first public hearing on President Trump’s corrupt corporate ballroom project.

Over 1 million jobs lost in 2025. 700+ companies filed for bankruptcy.

And Trump’s priority? A billionaire ballroom for his donors.

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

Yes, and I have no idea but it sounds fun. 😆

Someone on Trump’s staff needs to be fired for thinking this would be a good idea. 🤣🤣

a man in a chicago bears jacket is sitting at a table in a bar with his arms in the air . ALT: a man in a chicago bears jacket is sitting at a table in a bar with his arms in the air .

If you find yourself concerned about humanity or in a sour mood just remember:

The Bears beat the Packers!

Pam Bondi just released a new batch of Epstein files.

Yes, and what if your access to affordable healthcare was considered a right guaranteed to everyone by the government and not a bauble of certain types of employment or friggin club store membership? What then?

A Dishonorable Strike Indulging all assumptions in favor of the administration’s boat strikes, killing helpless men is murder

"The DOD Manual is clear because the law here is clear: 'Persons who have been incapacitated by . . . shipwreck are in a helpless state, and it would be dishonorable and inhumane to make them the object of attack.'"

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Oh …

It’s ALL going to come out.

A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.

Michigan State Medical Society Greenlights Anti-Trans Hate Group Genspect to Teach Trans Medicine Anti-trans rhetoric—sponsored by Moms for Liberty, and brought to you by Genspect—could be coming to a clinician near you via CME.

1. Last week, we reported on WSU certifying an anti-trans SPLC-designated hate group to teach medicine.

Now, S. Baum has uncovered that the Michigan State Medical Society has certified anti-trans hate group Genspect to teach medical workers.

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Long stable families are finding themselves at food banks. Trump's response? "I don't want to hear about the affordability."

Think on this for a moment...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about.

Would be a shame if it went viral.

“At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.”

Oh cool, cool. Not like 42 million Americans are losing SNAP benefits next week or anything.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Democrats: We follow the science.

Republicans: The science follows us.