Menna Sin

Nobody knows you better than the guy who works at the depanneur closest to your apartment

No tattoos, piercings, or plastic surgery = forgetting to edit Mother Nature's first draft

Conservative MPs are crossing the floor to join Carney's Liberals, but what's really going to be wild is when Carney himself crosses the floor to be the next Conservative leader

No balm for the soul quite like shutting the fuck up for a while

"The plain truth is that you are a speck on a speck. But you’re a lovely little speck, and beloved by a few other specks. That’s a good life."

Seal with a wreath

Beaver with a gift

Cougar with wrapping paper

Sea otter with a wreath

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨

Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

Mastering the art of ASMR for a TikTok sketch

Maybe fascism will make me Catholic again, because I need to believe these fucks will rot in Hell

A bilingual package of thyme, which says "thyme / thym" on the front

New pronouns for non-binary casserole enthusiasts

My apartment may be really hot in the summer but she makes up for it by being really cold in the winter

AI Rendering of a Lady on Fire

Wearing my Diva cup during foreplay, as if to collect rainwater in a tiny bucket

Tommy Douglas could hit it raw, any hole

Need two geckos to call Brock and Ollie
(broccoli, but nobody gets it until I tell them)

Watching Irreversible (2002) on a stationary bike to really immerse myself in the misery

I'm a beast in the broken ankles subreddit

I find Doug Ford charming in a way that feels like Stockholm syndrome

An inspirational quote poster about shutting the fuck up and being nice and avoiding obnoxious people

Quitting comedy because I re-read this poster my mom gave me 5 years ago:

No one chews gum harder than a baseball coach

I hope Mark Carney comes to the Nine Inch Nails concert in Montréal 🤞

George Michael "I Want Your Sex" (1987) non-monogamy redux, "I Want Your Ex"

Maybe I'm meant to be weird and big-titted in a small town

A Master's degree will fix this

Radical acceptance (being unfunny and saving for a downpayment, my destiny)

Strictly Nine Inch Nails and George Michael playlist at my wedding

Y'all ready for this? (Psychoanalysis)

The only ethical consumption under streaming is Tubi

My Achilles heel in cooking is that I have low standards for what I'll put in my mouth

Underrated part of having a cat is the companionship while you poop

This future sucks