Sam 🏳️‍⚧️

I had my roommate fake an injury to leave early 😔

No she wouldn’t.

that’s not the way to be faithful to your girlfriend. even though she said yall can be in an open relationship, she said she was only comfortable with you talking to MEN.

My exact logic

he’s hot as HELL but I don’t like that his gf doesn’t know. That’s not fair in the slightest to her

And I’m like “okay but I need to hear it from HER if things change”
and he said “you make things SOOO hard”
Touching up on me and shit? Yeah I’m gonna make sure my shit isn’t rocked by someone else. You’re being DANGEROUS af (2/2)

He’s at the club I’m at rn and we made out like 3 times and I said “you’re not coming home with me.”
And he said “why?”
And I’m like “you have a girlfriend and she has stated she wasn’t okay with you talking to anyone but men” and he’s like “I can talk to her again” (1/2)

🫦

femme4krystalswords

I want a big ass box tv as my pc monitor so bad

Yes

The back of a Blue Sky studio subwoofer to pair with my reference monitors

The logo plate on the front of the sub that reads Blue Sky

“Why do you need to join her discord? We have a perfectly fine sub at home”

The sub at home:

And then

And then

we find out we were the real two cuties all along

I love shit like this sm

hey

Thank you I’ll take all the endorsement I can get

The plan:
we both get on tinder and set up the double date thing until we find two cuties

What if we all just said he wasn’t president anymore. Like in a literal sense, just acted like he wasn’t.

Me too

nightmare I had:
You speak to a voice assistant and it responds back using YOUR VOICE

God

Why is Texas national guard in CHICAGO

and that’s real as hell

I think I stopped caring when I watched a stranger just strip in a Boston goodwill and try clothes on in the aisle next to me. And then she put the pants back.
I said “I have no reason to be anxious about anything rn in the slightest”

I look back at some old thrift store pictures like 😬

Does anyone remember that moment early transition when something just clicked and you stopped feeling horrible for shopping for your clothes? I cannot for the life of me pin it down to when it happened, but my roommate came out to me recently and is having this feeling and I need advice for her.

Yeah

I hear its painful sometimes and gets on their nerves

There’s just a bunch of these things walking around!

I don’t think I’m gonna jump to mastodon when we can just work on self hosting and stay