Because the future is watching. And part of being a journalist is documenting what happened
               
            
            
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            Unfortunately for cilantro-tastes-like-soap-people, cilantro is actually one of the greatest tasting herbs known to humankind
               
            
            
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            Would happily do two tracks with Taylor Swift and never have to work again for the rest of my life. Iβd be embarrassed but chillin embarassed
               
            
            
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            Bring back Cronut Sando bc this gluten/dairy-free old man is walking around town with an empty can of red paint :(
               
            
            
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            Bluesky is so back
               
            
            
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            Just found out that Joe pardoned the turkeys and his son in the same ceremony
               
            
            
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                                            Cohost of The Odd Lots Podcast 
Singer and guitarist in Light Sweet Crude
                                     
                            
                    
                    
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                                            writer in tech, parent x2
berkeley via piqua, ohio
my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
                                     
                            
                            
                    
                    
                                            Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            bluegrass bass boy based in brooklyn, also illustrating and often eating
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                            
                    
                    
                                            rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            βZizek if he was a woman and loved sandwichesβ
New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication
Itβs always Free Palestine π
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            charismatic megafauna at Defector
books How Far the Light Reaches & Dyke (geology)
newsletter Creatures NYC π€ https://buttondown.com/simbler/
signal: simbler.88
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            Writer. Never bet against the dumbest outcome. @cwarzel.92 on signal if you have a tip
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            NYC weather forecasts without the hype, supported by our own community.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            idiot savant
criticalthinking.substack.com
lindseyadler.com
instagram.com/lahlahlindsey
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            jamie alert. free palestine
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            movies, philosophy, looking around. exasperated humanism & compassionate cynicism. hospitality work. 
laurenwilford.com 
@lauren_wilford on the other site
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            i still hate babe ruth 
they/she
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https://linktr.ee/donkpatrol