cy.bert

bands with a woman lead singer and a bunch of men in varying stages of balding as the musicians are just better

26.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

14.03.2025 15:04 — 👍 5445    🔁 1193    💬 146    📌 204

cat

'splorin'

02.02.2025 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Belated sandwich pic. Tomorrow I will cast brainstorm then crack my fetchland.

22.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I will buy a large sandwich tomorrow. The bigger the better.

17.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the way i've had this exact situation play out with flat baja blast from the night before

08.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rolling penni (what i call penicillin) at the club tonight

28.12.2024 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just got my blood work back and I am horrifically low on vitamin D. I'm missing the vitamin!!! Vitamin D will fix me 😇

26.12.2024 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drinking potions you’ve never heard of at places you’ve never been

17.12.2024 15:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need melee twitter to move here to I can get my daily dose of drama

14.12.2024 16:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

20.11.2024 13:42 — 👍 24052    🔁 1889    💬 152    📌 101

i can't wait to start seeing posts about how this diner still makes coke the old fashioned way

16.11.2024 20:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0