@youneverdidthe.bsky.social
Aw, I did all them old-fashioned dances, I did the “Charleston,” a-and the “Big Apple,” too!
A feast worthy of Mister Gravy himself!
28.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meower Pot
28.09.2025 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Joe & The Juice sold pretzels (I’m not entirely sure they don’t) then their name would simply be a list of four of their menu items
26.09.2025 08:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ate an entire aquarium’s worth of fish last day
22.09.2025 10:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😍
19.09.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He got food on his face
19.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LGB (Lil Goblin Baby)
19.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Almost checked out of my airbnb a full day early 🙃
18.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is with some glee that I write “One can 4Loko, lemonade flavor, original recipe” on my FL-142
07.09.2025 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Current mood: youtu.be/v2cr1bUHIBM?...
06.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see tbqf and immeadiately think… “ @tacobellquarterly.org fucks”
04.09.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaah a connoisseur I see! Might I suggest the latest edition of Infinite Chest?
03.09.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dunno if you’re planning to read in public but you might find it helps with the embarrassment to dust jacket in a skin mag
03.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Place a million monkeys in a million Barnes & Nobles and one of them’s bound to purchase my puerile chap book
03.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0~”Flowers have names!”~ –Richard Powers, 1991
“Songs have lyrics!” –Me, 2025
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03.09.2025 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wreck It Ralph is a victim of linguistic framing
01.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooh a… scroll saw?!
01.09.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Urgently seeking recommendations for a reputable bog monger
30.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well if *love* is blind then why shouldn’t we do?
29.08.2025 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
