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Ripley Cassadine

@nachosuitable.bsky.social

Junglist Nietzschean funambulist clown. Epicene fatale, coffee snob, gin specialist. Oh shit, there’s a horse in the hospital!

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No, I actually had some soup in the fridge anyway so it’s okay, I also have muffins. I just have to get up and make them

22.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867 Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident

It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!

1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.

You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...

22.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 477    🔁 228    💬 15    📌 27

I feel absolutely grim - headache, sore throat, exhausted tbh - but at least now I have clean sheets and tea and I’m airing out my room. Thinking about making soup in a bit.

22.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have picked up some kind of bug so my throat feels like broken glass but I forced myself up to shower, change my sheets and make tea and now I feel mildly less grotesque

22.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greggs need to add a feature to their app that sends you a notification when the sausage rolls are freshly out of the oven and on the shelf

18.11.2025 10:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My coworkers don’t know that I have earl grey teabags hidden in the cocktail shaker

18.11.2025 10:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

18.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 3821    🔁 1392    💬 232    📌 466

My bf is actually a very sweet, patient and understanding man

18.11.2025 10:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Catching up on 90 Day The Other Way and Matthew and Greta oh dear, her neuroses and his neurodivergence is non bueno

16.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The new branding is HIDEOUS. Absolutely the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. It looks RIDICULOUS.

14.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My work won’t give us a pay rise in line with inflation, so most of us can’t afford to eat, but thanks to the new rebranding, we were gifted a cheap mug, cheap flimsy thin tote, ugly cheap notebook, branded post it’s and a quite good pen, so it’s all gucci!

14.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

14.11.2025 14:52 — 👍 1260    🔁 256    💬 15    📌 0

If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t use my wealth to create a Secret Crime Island. I would make a duel-themed restaurant called Swashbucklers where the waiters swordfight each other during your meal

14.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 73    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 2

Having a horrible, horrible not good day so I’ve gone to IKEA for lunch

14.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg

Today has felt both exhaustingly busy and never ending and it’s only 4.15

13.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am BEYOND pissed right now

12.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to go in an hour early to work for a dreaded team meeting so I am making coffee and breakfast to cheer myself up even slightly and so I don’t go to Greggs

12.11.2025 07:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.

11.11.2025 05:55 — 👍 2075    🔁 212    💬 20    📌 5

I’m job hunting and trying to figure out how to leverage my bizarre skill set to make the most money - honestly I do think that domestic work is the best bet

11.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to drink far more discerningly than I do now because I had access to better stuff but nothing beats a really really good supremo grade Guatemalan or Brazilian medium roast arabica I miss working in the trade

11.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was very excited to see Lars Mikkelsen I love him unconditionally

11.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ditto. Or at least grow something similar which will be more hardy

11.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes I’m quite enjoying it and I wasn’t really expecting to but the fact that it’s basically a BBC Christmas Day special but with Hollywood actors makes it much more watchable: I am only watching the first half tonight tho, I feel like it can be reasonably split into 2

11.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no! I hope that you’re recovering and it isn’t too uncomfortable! ❤️

11.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feeling a tiny bit forlorn because my bf flew back to his home and life today so I have spent the day in naps and self care before I go back to horrid work tomorrow

11.11.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s quite entertaining but if I’d realized I would have paired it with a nice cup of tea and a piece of cake

11.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I worked in coffee for a while including barista and pour overs, and people should appreciate it WAY more especially because it won’t exist for much longer

11.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m watching Frankenstein on Netflix and was truly not expecting it to be just like a BBC teatime prestige project

11.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The one with the flatbreads and the chops? I’ve had that, it’s very good!

02.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes! It was very good 😊

02.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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