Evie

O Brother Where Art Thou? was so real for just not bothering with Telemachus at all

Scientists!

So, are they going to come up with a new Q-Anon that centers on a crime the RW freaks actually disapprove of and think is wrong or what

Walked by a guy with two pitbulls sniffing the ground by a plum tree and he needlessly explained “they want to eat the plums!” but the important thing is that I refrained from shouting “good thing they don’t wanna eat THIS PEACH!” (my butt) so I would like 500 willpower points for acting normal, pls

Why do English ppl call a sandwich a sarnie was that like the guy’s first name? I know it wasn’t Earl bc I have culture.

I must know what this correct man was up to…

Loving people is good! You’re allowed to say it!

And it seems to be working like, very well

I think I would be a great stepmom except for the part where you have to be in love with and fuck the dad

I forgot to do this

More efficient

Every time I log on here I remember that several people are hot. Good for them!

I’m seeing a lot of Colleen Hoover and Clive Cussler locally

Everything I put in my neighbor’s little free library is still there weeks later. Wait til I start stuffing that thing with faerie lore content!!!!

God will curse you with a bad hangover as punishment for this slander against sprite

Maybe I’ll share what I learn~

Getting into faerie lore. I feel this is Bluesky-coded information.

This made me curious and Tobias Fünke was in my top 5 so I’m going to bed

It’s just for me

Me having a thought: “this is what an idiot would think”

One way I know I’m dumb is that I’m watching Anora and I feel like this one goon has a rich and tender inner life….

We are entering tomato sandwich season so you gotta stay alive for that, ok?

Making kimchi beans and I absolutely do not care if they turn out to be gross. I googled “kimchi and beans?” and a recipe appeared. Can’t argue with that.

I should be able to roll down my windshield if I want. I won’t go fast, ok? It’s fine.

I paid my bills today and I hated it so bad good lord

Been watching an absurd number of color mixing videos and you might think it’s relaxing. Wrong. I’m furious.

Oh hell yah

Probably delicious! For tofu I usually do 2 parts soy sauce, 1 part mirin, 1 part miso and then sprinkle sesame oil and have never gotten tired of it after like, idk at least 10yrs of heavy rotation

Sauce?

Did a little ding dong posting and texting on a new medication last night and don’t seem to have said anything I need to apologize for so suck on that haters my heart is pure mostly