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“Free DC” chants during Washington Spirits game
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Whip that mofo

New kitten who this?

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

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“Almond slivers can’t be bought with EBT. They’re the peak of luxury.” -David

Lady Gaga performs for the biggest crowd of her career in Brazil’s Copacabana Beach.

The smell of pasta water is so fckn good

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Chopped

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

Un immense livre en train d’être brûlé par des petits personnages avec marqué « I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books »

Good Night World

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47

A whole field's worth of fiery orange, red, and purple tulips filling the entirety of someone's urban front lawn.

I need everyone to stop and admire this Louisvillian's extravagant commitment to tulips.

I will never understand how a group of bigoted women go all out to destroy the rights of a tiny, marginalised group of predominantly harmless women instead of using their centuries of built up rage to actively destroy the patriarchy and the actual men who do us real harm.

A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes staring off into the distance, looking slightly sad or thoughtful.

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

they want us poor, sick and desperate

I have very little going on
in my life but somehow
also too much.

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*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

Honest question for those not in the cult… what do you think it will take for them to finally admit that he’s ruining the country & put pressure on Repubs to turn their backs on him & finally hold him accountable?

we believe we are special and we simply are not

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

Mikey Madison.

March 29th SNL host: Mikey Madison Musical guest: Morgan Wallen

Mikey Madison will host SNL on March 29th.

Meow

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be in his thirties

I haven’t gone to sleep yet

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese, my beloved.