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Mushroom farms are just fucking weird.

Here's an idea for the American healthcare system, subscription based defibrillators. Pay a monthly subscription for immediate shocks or listen to a few ads first for free access. You could tier the subscptions, higher subscription level, more shocks.

So, managed to fracture my elbow in two places, mangled my foot, buggered up my shoulder and gave myself whiplash. I've also noticed swelling to my leg around the calf, which incidentally, hurts like hell too, so something isn't right there either.

*hugs*

Elijah Wood always has that 'I don't think that was a fart' kind of expression.

Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

What the fuck is wrong with these fucking fucks. I so just want to get off this fucking planet right now.

Edgy yet clinging it is then! 🙃

Himmelswolle in Schottland :(

Sorry about that. =^.^=

Kitten Dave has extended his oesophagus and covered it in feet so it acts as a huge, horrific flesh centipede.

Imagine it hard.

Exposed!

Doodle of a black cat with its head tilted upward and appears to be screaming. The background is black with repeated lines of the letter "a" throughout the entire thing.

Screaming into the void

Reminds me of my youth, in more ways than one!

Yome is very fast and nimble, able to evade a swift barrage of attacks. She is able to heal wounds, implying she has excellent chakra control.

My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy.

To be fair, they thought it was the correct hedge, just some previous smoothbrain delivery driver had vandalised the front door by scrawling the wrong house number on it.

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Do calendars count as dating apps? Asking for a friend..

Happynuuuss :yay:

Dust.

Mind you, they've missed a trick. If they are going to charge you extra for not providing a service they could have slipped an extra £10 on as I provided my own packaging etc.

EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too.....

It took me a moment to realise you were not talking about certain professional women found around Kings Cross and the men who frequent them.

There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto"

Wait, Oss isn't real? Who the hell liked my post on Fishcord then? :(
Its the Easter Bunny fiasco all over again fml.

🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar

Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut.

Use the plastic surgeons to give you the Jesus look live on stream. Everyones a winner.

I'll be fine, I have a copy of Protect and Survive and a screw driver. I'll just whip off my doors, create an inner refuge, wait a couple of weeks and.....